The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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Re: Medical decision
YEA WELL WE KNOW HOW THAT ENDED UP.........................................OBAMACARE.
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"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
Re: Medical decision
TRYKER wrote:YEA WELL WE KNOW HOW THAT ENDED UP.........................................OBAMACARE.
And the Republican Party hasn't got a plan or clue on how to fulfill their promise to do away with the ACA. They've only had six or so years to come up with a plan. What's wrong with them? Why don't they have a plan? More broken promises.
Be careful what you wish for.
By the way good joke!!!
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