My Magic Green Hat

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ILikeStilettos
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My Magic Green Hat

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I stole this from another member here, but I don't think he wanted it posted under his name anyway.)

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's ... The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
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Who would have ever guessed
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Around here in the liberal / leftist / progressive jungle, a hat like this will cause an entirely opposite reaction....
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I would rather cover my bald head with turky poop
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sammy the blade wrote:I would rather cover my bald head with turky poop
Well, to each his own, I guess ...
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