Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?”
Pat doesn't like it, but being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the reverend gets annoyed and asks Pat what he's really up to.
Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied for an hour after services."
The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home. My wife died two years ago."
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
Re: Never trust an Irishman
That Murphy's a dirty dog
Re: Never trust an Irishman
But a smart oneViking45 wrote:That Murphy's a dirty dog
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
Re: Never trust an Irishman
Good one!
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