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A woman went to the doctor for her annual physical. The nurse stared with the basics.

“How much do you weigh” she asked.

“135”

She had me step on the scale. It turned out that my weight was 180.

“How tall are you?”

“I’m five-four”

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure five-two.

She then took my blood pressure and commented that it was very high.

“Of course, it’s high,” I screamed. “When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!
Dave Sause
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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