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Monkey shines

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that.

Her mom answered calmly, “That part where hair has grown is called Monkey. Be happy that your monkey had grown hair. It means that you are becoming a beautiful and perfect woman.”

Later at dinner, she announced proudly to her older sister, “My monkey has started to grow hair!”

Her sister replied, “That’s no big deal. Mine is already eating bananas.”
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