1. I talk to myself because I need expert advice.
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
3. I don’t need anger management; I need people to stop pissing me off.
4. My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
6. When I was a child I thought naptime was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.
7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to contemplate.
8. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid; but it can muffle the sound.
9. Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and came out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
10. “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I am there.
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."