Incident in an airport bar

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Incident in an airport bar

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Commercial airplane pilots are notorious womanizers and this is well known among female flight attendants. When flying to or from an assignment, or when traveling 'non-revenue" (free perk) attendants are usually required to wear civilian clothes.

An attractive, but bone tired female attendant steps into airport bar for a glass of wine to calm her nerves. Against her better judgement she takes the only remaining seat beside a pilot in uniform.

He notices her Travelpro bag and nodding toward it says, "I bet I can guess which airline you work for."

She responds, "Please, let me just enjoy my wine in silence."

Undaunted he asks, "Fly the friendly skies, do you? United?"

She turns a bit away and doesn't answer.

He persists. "Fly the American way, then? American?"

She loses it and growls at him. "What are you stupid? Just leave me the f**k alone."

"OH! Southwest!"
Dave Sause
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(405) 694-3690

"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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