THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE
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- redeye
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THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE
Once upon a time there was an elephant and a mouse. They were the best of friends and got together every Friday night and got all tore up on beer. One time the elephant was at the mouses place and he got drunk and left for home. On his way he fell into a huge hole that some lion hunters had dug. He tried and tried but could not get out of the hole. He started yelling at the top of his lungs " HELP ME ,HELP ME" well the mouse ,even though he had such tiny ears heard hos friends call and ran to see what was wrong. He fiund him in the hole and said calm down old friend Ill go get my car and a rope and pull you out. So off he went and soon returned driving his Corvette Stingray and backed up to the hole and took a rope and tied it to the car and threw the other end to his pal and said " hang on tight" he then commenced to pulling the elephant out of the hole to safety. The elephant thanked the mouse and went on his way home. The very next Friday night the mouse was at the elephants house and he got drunk and on his way home damned if he didnt fall into the same hole. He could not get out either so he started yelling at tye top of his tiny little lungs ,but mouses are not very loud but as luck would have it the elephant had huge elephant ears and heard his friend calling for help. He ran to the hole and saw what was up and told the mouse to stand aside as he pulled out his elephant pecker and threw it down into the hole and the mouse scampered up it and to safety. The moral of this story is : IF YA HAVE A BIG DICK, YOU DONT NEED A CORVETTE..
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- ILikeStilettos
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Re: THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE
Lol ... good one Freddie.
Dave Sause
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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BUTT I CAN'T AFFOD A VETTE!!!
Re: THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE
Get Viagra it's a lot cheaper than a Corvette.
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john wrote:Get Viagra it's a lot cheaper than a Corvette.
Especially if it's covered by insurance!
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JOHN THERE'S LEAD IN THE PENCIL, JUST NO ONE TO WRITE TOO.john wrote:Get Viagra it's a lot cheaper than a Corvette.
DON'T NEED NO VIAGGROW
- ILikeStilettos
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I hear they give it to the guys at old folks home every night, keeps them from rolling out of bed accodentally.
Dave Sause
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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Re: THE ELEPHANT AND THE MOUSE
I used to have a corvette and the girls told me I had a big one. Sold the vette and the girls are gone, bunch of liars!
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