A senior lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship looking out over the ocean. There was quite a strong wind and she had both hands clamped over her wide brimmed hat so that it wouldn't fly away. A handsome 30ish man approached her and gently enquired:
"Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude or intrude on you, but do you realize the wind is lifting the hem of your skirt up to your waist in back?"
"Yes, I know, but I need both hands to hang on to my hat"
"But, Ma'am, you aren't wearing any underwear either, aren't you embarrassed?"
"Son, anything you are seeing is 72 years old. The hat is new."
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."