Lunch with the girls

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ILikeStilettos
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Lunch with the girls

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I had lunch with two of my unmarried girlfriends; one is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for over twenty-five years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over. He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams... I love you so much." Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, crotchless panties and heels. I put on the mask as I went through the door and dropped the raincoat in a heap on the floor. He didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra and lacy tap pants, black stay-up stockings, stilettos and a rhinestone studded mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he smacked my butt and said, "What's For Dinner, Zorro?"
Dave Sause
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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