Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool ...
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I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust ...
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Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer ...
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Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home, exactly where you wish the hell they were ...
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My wife just got 8 out of 10 on her drivers test, the other two guys managed to jump to safety.
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I treat other people like I want to be treated, just leave me the hell alone ...
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Sex is like a sports car ... I don't have a sports car.
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I used to have a Corvette, used to have sex too!
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