Rye Bread

[ILikeStilettos]

Two senior Jewish men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

Sam, the 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Harry, the 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

Sez Sam: "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home Harry stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread ???"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like a loaf?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves !!! By the time you get to the 2nd loaf, it'll be hard."

The old man says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me."

[AMDAZ]

Good one ! Keep them coming

[john]