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Anyone hear any news about Wally? Hopefully he's doing better, he's one in a million, thank god but we all love his posts!!!
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Not since his last post.
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Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Aha ! Says eye. Sure does warm up the clogged arteries and pre-stroke cerebrum to see that there are some herein that almost certainly maybe care about your ol' pal WJC. Selective apathy is both a virtue and a skill, 'eh?

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Well, how ya doin? Were thinkin about you!
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Mr. Corpse, are you taking good care of yourself? We miss your insightful commentary.
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We enjoy reading your inspirational words of wit and wisdom.
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Yes Sir,what those guys said. I do wish you well and very much miss reading your kaleidoscopic perspective.
Drop in more often brother.
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Way more often! Maybe his finger is stuck in his nose making typing most difficult?
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Greetings, Legion Of Fan-
Jeepers! It sure is swell seeing all the somewhat sincere comments about my status, which is thus-mine health has dramatically improved since the non-intake of lethal medicines, the intake of hedonistically flavored foods ,and the non-intake of superheated tobacco fumes. That was the toughest hook to dis-engage from mine petrified flesh. Eye am back to sneaking up on myself AS roofing inspector.
In regards to nasal cavity digit stickage, eye dinaye have enough mucusoid crop to make it a worthwhile endeavor. The reigning king of sinus mining/frontal cortex finger stimulation resides oft herein, our own Doofus Emeritus, whom reportedly received scholarships both for nose picking, and sphincter scratching, so all queries should be directed to the Bonzoid Compound Emperor.

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Mr. Corpse,

No, your information is all wrong. I won the bet with my pals to dance with the biggest gal at the prom, while scratching my balls and drooling down her cleavage. Nothing compared to your self admitted predilection for sniffing old gals bicycle seats in July. Have fun kicking those roof tiles old man, I'm off to do cleavage face plants with my favorite gal for her birthday!

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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-
Yikes! What an endearing story of your twisted past AS a fat chick orbital dancing boy. I didn't know until now that they had a prom at the Greyhound Bus terminal.
Ah yes, there's nothing quite like the stale scent of residual Bartholin's gland effluvient on a cycle saddle seat. I betcha' delight in a-whiffing the aromas offa' the seat of'n yer Honda.
No tile kicking, today eye am sneaking up on hapless roofers installing a Laurenco membrane, insulation, protection panel, then good ol' hot asphalt system on an AT&T switching facility. I have applied for a special Bonzo dispensation which will award ye with a mind numbing shock every time you use yer phone or t.v.. Hadoyalikeit?

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Wally J. Corpse

P.S. You proudly mention yer skill at scratching of yer ball(s), plural. Rumor hazzit that you spent your formative years with double un-descended testicles.
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Wally J. Corpse wrote:Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-
...No tile kicking, today eye am sneaking up on hapless roofers installing a Laurenco membrane, insulation, protection panel, then good ol' hot asphalt system on an AT&T switching facility...
As you saying that roofers are not to be trusted in general or specifically when dealing with AT&T facilities? Given my constant thrash with Ma Bell, I can certainly understand their harboring deep seated resentments that result in less than sterling work. Can I borrow a hot mop next time my service goes out?
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Greetings, Mr. Natcherly-
General public opinion has traditionally cast roofers AS sub-human criminals, however, AS with any skill,art,or trade, there are those that have a work ethic and pride in craftsmanship. Such is the case on this project. AT&T has a serious no leak to disrupt service mandate, any such event must be reported to the FCC, and carries serious financial reprocussions. You difficulties with the entity are noted, and may become exponentially compounded after eye casually quote your comments. Howzat?

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Here in Indiana we park a finger Inna nostril to warm it up Inna winter time. Whilst there ya might ad well snatch a boogie out too! Glad to hear your back and feelin better cause we all know clean livin sux!!!!!
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Wally J. Corpse wrote:Greetings, Mr. Natcherly-
General public opinion has traditionally cast roofers AS sub-human criminals, however, AS with any skill,art,or trade, there are those that have a work ethic and pride in craftsmanship. Such is the case on this project. AT&T has a serious no leak to disrupt service mandate, any such event must be reported to the FCC, and carries serious financial reprocussions. You difficulties with the entity are noted, and may become exponentially compounded after eye casually quote your comments. Howzat?

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
A well stated defense of those who "kick the roof tiles".

As to the other issue, guess I'd better switch to Verizon :mrgreen:
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