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Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-

IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STOOGE QUESTION, I PREFERRED JEROME- CURLY HOWARD FAR AND ABOVE DENNIS-SHEMP HOWARD. I HAVE ALL CURLY EPISODES ON TAPE, ONE SHEMP-DENNIS EPISODE FOR RIDICULE PURPOSES, AND NO CURLY JOE OR JOE DERITA DENNIS EPISODES. AS THE LATTER DAY MISSING STOOGE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST NOW BEGIN A REGIMEN OF BLADE THERAPY, BEGINNING WITH SELF INSERTION OF A 1" KRISS BLADE UNDER YOUR UNDER, TO PROVIDE AN ENTRYWAY FOR STATE SUPPLIED LSD.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
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NO PICKIN ON CURLY!

Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Curly, Curly, he's our man!
If he can't nuyk, nuyk, nuyk
No one can!

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Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Slappyitwhennoone'slooking-

Say that was kinda rude, I don't wanna rub any whatever wherever-knock it off or you'll grow hair on yer stumpo.

AS ever,

Your ol' al,

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Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Mr. Slapyerschlongalldaylong,

No Curly porn here ol' pal. If I get yer gist of things, it must be you that hangs around on the porn sites, probably looking for Curious George spanking his monkey. I always did wonder however, if Curly loosened up the collar of his shirt, if the foreskin would roll up over his head.

MOE, LARRY, CHEESE!

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Post by Greyblade »

Bonz,

Sounds like you're trying to think and nothing happens. :lol:

Greetings from Niagra Falls,
Greyblade

P.S. - Slowly I trurned, step by step, inch by inch ...

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Wally J. Corpse wrote:GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-

IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STOOGE QUESTION, I PREFERRED JEROME- CURLY HOWARD FAR AND ABOVE DENNIS-SHEMP HOWARD. I HAVE ALL CURLY EPISODES ON TAPE, ONE SHEMP-DENNIS EPISODE FOR RIDICULE PURPOSES, AND NO CURLY JOE OR JOE DERITA DENNIS EPISODES. AS THE LATTER DAY MISSING STOOGE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST NOW BEGIN A REGIMEN OF BLADE THERAPY, BEGINNING WITH SELF INSERTION OF A 1" KRISS BLADE UNDER YOUR UNDER, TO PROVIDE AN ENTRYWAY FOR STATE SUPPLIED LSD.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
WALLY,
ITS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE ANYTHING FROM A MAN WHO COLLECTS "KRIS" BLADES BUT CONSTANTLY MISSPELLS IT "KRISS"

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Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Mr. GreyBlade,

Huh?

Yeah, I know where that place is. Somewhere near Goslow. Now I'm gonna go home and get out my 3-Stooge's Encyclopedia and bombard you with sacred Curlyism's. Watch out.

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Post by E. Ron Harding »

Tiny does the switch guys a good service. Just received one from. Was pleased. First switch I purchased was in CA in 1956. Nice to know a good source. :) :) :lol:
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Post by Guest »

GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-

UH, OH, ARE WE HANDING OUT SPELLING DEMERITS? I ADD THE EXTRA 'S' BECAUSE I LIKE TO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST DON'T READ THAT 2ND 'S'. OKAY?
I DON'T COLLECT KRISSS BLADES, I MERELY HOPE TO STAND NEXT TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE.

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YOUR OL' PAL,

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Post by Vagrant »

Krys is like Kukri there is more than one accepted spelling. I believe that
Kriss is the most common. Part of the mystique is the Javan legend the
one could kill an enemy by stabbing his footprint. [But only if the gods,
spirits, whatever deemed it justified]. The reason for the second "S" is it makes the word look more like the knife in that it has more curves.
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Post by Guest »

Where do you get off, insulting users on this forum. I have a few kris blades and i know where i would like to stick them. :evil: :evil:
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Post by Guest »

:) You wouldn't get close enough, tangerine man. Threats are lame, but if you insist .... you can stab me at 2395 North Annapolis Ave. Hernando, FL 34442
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Zack
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Post by Zack »

Ok, bear with me, here... I'm a bit confused. I can't quite figure out this mutiple "guest" thing... Just when I thought I had a handle on the whole situation, one of 'em got a bit upset with the other one...
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Post by the spotlight kid »

Maybe the guy is just schizo, or a cousin of airfart pinhead or somink , either way it ain't worth a toss.Who cares!Cheers the spotlight kid :lol:
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Post by Zack »

Ok, so let me get this straight... if it IS a schizoid thing... one guy just threatened to stab himself in the arse...
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