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- Wally J. Corpse
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GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STOOGE QUESTION, I PREFERRED JEROME- CURLY HOWARD FAR AND ABOVE DENNIS-SHEMP HOWARD. I HAVE ALL CURLY EPISODES ON TAPE, ONE SHEMP-DENNIS EPISODE FOR RIDICULE PURPOSES, AND NO CURLY JOE OR JOE DERITA DENNIS EPISODES. AS THE LATTER DAY MISSING STOOGE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST NOW BEGIN A REGIMEN OF BLADE THERAPY, BEGINNING WITH SELF INSERTION OF A 1" KRISS BLADE UNDER YOUR UNDER, TO PROVIDE AN ENTRYWAY FOR STATE SUPPLIED LSD.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STOOGE QUESTION, I PREFERRED JEROME- CURLY HOWARD FAR AND ABOVE DENNIS-SHEMP HOWARD. I HAVE ALL CURLY EPISODES ON TAPE, ONE SHEMP-DENNIS EPISODE FOR RIDICULE PURPOSES, AND NO CURLY JOE OR JOE DERITA DENNIS EPISODES. AS THE LATTER DAY MISSING STOOGE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST NOW BEGIN A REGIMEN OF BLADE THERAPY, BEGINNING WITH SELF INSERTION OF A 1" KRISS BLADE UNDER YOUR UNDER, TO PROVIDE AN ENTRYWAY FOR STATE SUPPLIED LSD.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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NO PICKIN ON CURLY!
Curly, Curly, he's our man!
If he can't nuyk, nuyk, nuyk
No one can!
Bonz
If he can't nuyk, nuyk, nuyk
No one can!
Bonz
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- Wally J. Corpse
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Mr. Slapyerschlongalldaylong,
No Curly porn here ol' pal. If I get yer gist of things, it must be you that hangs around on the porn sites, probably looking for Curious George spanking his monkey. I always did wonder however, if Curly loosened up the collar of his shirt, if the foreskin would roll up over his head.
MOE, LARRY, CHEESE!
Best Regard's,
Bonz
No Curly porn here ol' pal. If I get yer gist of things, it must be you that hangs around on the porn sites, probably looking for Curious George spanking his monkey. I always did wonder however, if Curly loosened up the collar of his shirt, if the foreskin would roll up over his head.
MOE, LARRY, CHEESE!
Best Regard's,
Bonz
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
WALLY,Wally J. Corpse wrote:GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR STOOGE QUESTION, I PREFERRED JEROME- CURLY HOWARD FAR AND ABOVE DENNIS-SHEMP HOWARD. I HAVE ALL CURLY EPISODES ON TAPE, ONE SHEMP-DENNIS EPISODE FOR RIDICULE PURPOSES, AND NO CURLY JOE OR JOE DERITA DENNIS EPISODES. AS THE LATTER DAY MISSING STOOGE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU MUST NOW BEGIN A REGIMEN OF BLADE THERAPY, BEGINNING WITH SELF INSERTION OF A 1" KRISS BLADE UNDER YOUR UNDER, TO PROVIDE AN ENTRYWAY FOR STATE SUPPLIED LSD.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
ITS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE ANYTHING FROM A MAN WHO COLLECTS "KRIS" BLADES BUT CONSTANTLY MISSPELLS IT "KRISS"
DENNIS
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GREETINGS, MR. DENNIS-
UH, OH, ARE WE HANDING OUT SPELLING DEMERITS? I ADD THE EXTRA 'S' BECAUSE I LIKE TO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST DON'T READ THAT 2ND 'S'. OKAY?
I DON'T COLLECT KRISSS BLADES, I MERELY HOPE TO STAND NEXT TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE.
AS EVER,
YOUR OL' PAL,
WALLY J. CORPSE
UH, OH, ARE WE HANDING OUT SPELLING DEMERITS? I ADD THE EXTRA 'S' BECAUSE I LIKE TO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST DON'T READ THAT 2ND 'S'. OKAY?
I DON'T COLLECT KRISSS BLADES, I MERELY HOPE TO STAND NEXT TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE.
AS EVER,
YOUR OL' PAL,
WALLY J. CORPSE
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Krys is like Kukri there is more than one accepted spelling. I believe that
Kriss is the most common. Part of the mystique is the Javan legend the
one could kill an enemy by stabbing his footprint. [But only if the gods,
spirits, whatever deemed it justified]. The reason for the second "S" is it makes the word look more like the knife in that it has more curves.
Kriss is the most common. Part of the mystique is the Javan legend the
one could kill an enemy by stabbing his footprint. [But only if the gods,
spirits, whatever deemed it justified]. The reason for the second "S" is it makes the word look more like the knife in that it has more curves.
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