NEVER ENDING STORY

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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker
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Once upon Rita is like thunder on jello pudding without spoons, OR a rubber duck floating on barbecued blubber that is rarely rendered Hippo-therapy formally known as Oprah or not, but magically and mysteriously fornicating, turning dangerously into futuristic whore fighter Rosie from hell delicatessen eating keilbasa without first washing or flossing REDEYES johnson. Howsomever, meticulously, lubricating said aforementioned appendage which has warts etched sideways, under estimating the widely nefarious, SHORTNESS which normally wouldn't complicate employment, until after decontamination procedures succeeded. Meanwhile, jerrbear counterfeited Camel fur blankets, Chia-Pets and Viagra laced Milwaukee Best Brassieres without brass bolsters because of confabulating harmonious story seduction of fat fornacatious conclusions, therefore we awarded eleven billion pounds of lard flavored with cuttlefish, cat nip basted ceremonially sanctioned kosher wine and tortillas, enjoyed by every obnoxious porker, porkette
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