A joke contest...

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missaman
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thatoneguy wrote:A man is dating three women and is trying to decide which one to marry. As a test he gives each one $5000 and tells them to spend it all. The first one buys all new outfits for herself and tells the man "I bought these clothes so i will look beautiful for you because i love you" He is impressed and goes on to the second woman. She has bought him new knives and clothes and says "I want you to look perfect and be happy because i love you" Again he is very impressed. The third woman has spent all her money on investments, tripling the $5000 and giving him back his money, saying "I invested my money so we will have a good future because i love you". Very impressed, the man thinks long and hard about who to pick, he then chooses the woman with the largest breasts
Many good jokes but....
I liked this one the best Mr Thatone guy pm me your addy and I will send you your prize :!:
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Congradulations oneguy, a great joke!

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Just got it, thanks Missa :mrgreen:
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My pleasure
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