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- catavengercaptain
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Merry Christmas
I hope everyone has a great Christmas
Re: Merry Christmas
Thank you Cat Captain- Merry Catmas to you. (too much egg nog)
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
Re: Merry Christmas
I wish I could say Merry Christmas in Swedish Lars.lars wrote:Merry Christmas!
Opeth- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaFANthouM
Jeff knows this one.
- whippersnapper
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Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
Re: Merry Christmas
Thanks Viking! Merry Christmas to you too, and to everyone here on TB!Viking45 wrote:I wish I could say Merry Christmas in Swedish Lars.lars wrote:Merry Christmas!
Opeth- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaFANthouM
Jeff knows this one.
Because of a stone dead sound card in my (quite old) PC, I can´t listen to the link, but I appreciate your greeting (unheard )!
BTW "Merry Christmas" in Swedish is "God Jul"
Lars
Re: Merry Christmas
Just remember the reason for the season
Merry Christmas
Missaman
Merry Christmas
Missaman
Re: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all. God bless.
~RAZOR~
Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
- JerrBear
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Re: Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
God Jul, Mr. Lars!
Hey, I didn't know I could speak Swedish! HO! HO! HO!
Wishing you ALL a mos' SAFE and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
God Jul, Mr. Lars!
Hey, I didn't know I could speak Swedish! HO! HO! HO!
Wishing you ALL a mos' SAFE and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
JerrBear
Have you hugged a Bear today?
Have you hugged a Bear today?
Re: Merry Christmas
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
To My Conservative / Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
To My Conservative / Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
TRYKER
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
Re: Merry Christmas
I didn´t knew that, Mr. Bear!JerrBear wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
God Jul, Mr. Lars!
Hey, I didn't know I could speak Swedish! HO! HO! HO!
Wishing you ALL a mos' SAFE and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I often think I´m learn something new everyday here on the forum... and I most certainly do.
God Jul to you too, Mr. Bear! And "Gott Nytt År" All! (That´s "Happy New Year")
Re: Merry Christmas
Tyrker great one! This is my favorite holiday song although it was done as a protest against a Christmas gone too commerical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY
- Bonzo
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Re: Merry Christmas
Mr. Tryker,
I saw that on SFGate this morning. It's where I go for my daily dose of liberal laughs.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Best regards,
Bonz
I saw that on SFGate this morning. It's where I go for my daily dose of liberal laughs.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson