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Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Or is it Bonzo's Secret?

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Now that could be interesting!' Bonzo's Secret' I guess I could HANDLE that. Dozen's of babes running around the Doofus compound showing off my latest fashion's (invisable panties and bra's). This may take a little bit of research, but I commend you for the insight. Well done.


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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Vagrant-

Big hairy breasts, you say? Is that like my favorite Hunter S. Thompson quote- "Six big hairy tits on her back!", from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
By the way, I got him to write that on the back of my business card at the Las Vegas Desert Sportsman's Club Soldier of Fortune live fire machine gun outing, 1986. Mr. Thompson emerged from his stretch limo with a tall frosty Tom Collins in hand, and imagine his suprise when your ol' pal Wally spun him around from behind for a chuckle and autograph. Ha Ha- I already had my hands on him before Bruno the bodyguard could figure out his seat belt clasp.
However, when I applied for the job of sidekick, I never heard back from him other than the shout to Bruno-" That's him- he's your man- sic 'im!"
Fortunately, I had my own bodyguard as well, demolition instructor, Seal Team.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

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Post by Vagrant »

Greeting Wally,
Never got into Hunter much, even though he's so far to the left and I'm so far to the [libertarian] Right that we almost meet. The thought of hairy tits
does almost as much for me as braided armpits does for Bonz.
In response to the old mechanics question "would putting hair around it help you find it"? I always thought shaving it was more effective.
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Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Mr. Vagrant,

I was talking to this gal awhile back and asked her what she wanted to accomplish in her life. She said she wanted to be covered with hair, all over her body. When I asked why, she replied, 'My sister has this one little patch and she's got all kinds of money, if I was covered with it, I'd be a millionaire'

So you're a John Lennon fan, huh. A little Shaved Fish suits you just fine. Good man!

Hey, I don't care if I'm off topic, this is Tiny's forum!

Best Regards,


Bonz
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