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Bonz and J-man,

I agree completely. What consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is their business, but it should remain in the privacy of their home. I empathize with those living in, and particularly with those raising kids in areas where the demented agenda is visibily being forced on the population.


Bonz,

Is the lesbian migration to Zoomieland becoming a big thing? I know sometimes situations like that begin to snowball.

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Post by Queso »

Hmm, I'd say this topic really derailed, now didn't it?

Yeah, when I opened it with my left hand, I was using more fingers to grip the handle than when I opened it right-handed. But the lock's worn in better now and she works just fine. :mrgreen:

I also noticed that my swing guard also didn't lock when I used just my thumb and index finger to open it, so I guess all stilettos suffer from the "limp wrist" effect to some extent.
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In my experience it seems that ones that are a little weak or [suprisingly]
extra fast, are the worst offenders "average" ones are least likely to have
the problem although you can produce it intentionally in most of them.
An extra firm [or left-handed] grip usually cures it. Also if the knife has a loose blade and bounce-back carefully peening the pivot pin can help.
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Mr. Jim D,

The migration is getting rather scary. The local carpet munchers just threw a lesbo picnic at the park a few weeks ago. A big write-up about it in the paper. They were dissapointed that more straight people didn't show up. I wonder why? The pic showed a bunch of ugly bull-dykes arm in arm. Yuck! They probably all had thier lesbo-lick-along afterward. Pardon me while I go barf!

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J-man wrote:Mr. Bonzo,
I don't care what they do, I beleive everyone in their private life can have their sexual prefence just like you said bonzo. But I personally think Aids is a germ warfare virus gone wrong, they probably tested it on chimps, then it spread to people and it's spread by sexual contact mainly by a man sticking his dick in another guys ass. So they haven't found a cure because to lab mice aren't going to screw eachotther in the ass. Like ya said.
I had rather talk aboyt knives! I was in S.F. and saw the change! Man that was Bad! I don't care what they do, as I never ponder them over in my mind. But I keep haveing dreams of a safe full of every hubertus they make. And one of each Italian! Now is that not worth talking about?
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I had rather talk about knives!
Steve[/quote]

Amen brother! Plenty of sites available to hear folks trash folks they don't like, or read graphic obscene stuff. Never enough good knife sites!
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Mr. Special Guest Star Steve,

I agree with your comment, but just knives only can get boring. Since this is Tiny's forum, we were invited to speak our minds, and anything goes. So, with that said, from one bullshitter to another, please carry on!

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:D Huh? all i know is that i'm a big fan of lesbo carpet munchers, i have been for quite some time. Man love on the other hand ( :shock: ) uh i don't know about that. sweaty, hairy, asses...... :shock: Damn that's pretty nasty F**k being P.C. i hate politics
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Hey Kid,

Come on up to Mt. Zoomie, the crotch cannibals up here will make you wanna retch. Not your typical porno sluts that do anything. Just big hairy beast's that are uglier than ugly men. I think vomitosis is starting to set in......


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Dyslexia strikes again, I thought you wrote "big hairy breasts", instead of "big hairy beasts"
That is not a pleasant thought, [but it is funnier].
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Mr. Vagrant,

By the facial hair some of these wannabe men sport, I would say that your first impression is not far off the mark. Some years ago, a lemurian gal working behind the counter at the local beer store was reaching for something, probably Mrs. Bonzo's ciggs, when I noticed she had braided armpit hair. Never one to pass up an oppurtunity, I remarked that it must be difficult to braid it with one hand. She said her girlfriend did it for her and then she asked me if I wanted to see the other braid in the basement dept., vomitosis strikes again!


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Bonz,
I have a very strong stomach but if those "hairy breasts" had braided hair
that would have been too much for me.
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Vagrant,

I agree, but think about it - if they braid the hair it helps to keep it from getting all matted and knotted. It's like personal hygiene of a sort, you know? Everyone want to look good. :shock:

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Mr. Greyblade,

Yes, but alas! They mostly have dreadlocks on top then braid everything else. I wonder if they took those breast braids and tie them behind thier necks, if that would work as some sort of natural supporting bra thingie?

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A home-grown Miracle Bra! 100% organic and a truly uplifting experience. Use old coat hangers for underwiring. Hmm. An exclusive from Bonzo of Mt. Zoomie. Or is it Bonzo's Secret?

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