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Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon May 27, 2002 7:16 pm

One of the font sizes is listed as "Tiny".
Next he'll have his own line of knives.

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Tue May 28, 2002 2:01 am

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Tue May 28, 2002 10:51 am

As long as we're judging tattoo and beer drinking contests and choosing our own font sizes - we might as well start our own country. We can call it TINYLAND where springblades are not only legal but we'll have a mandatory carry law. Tofu, however, will be a controlled substance.

hollowdweller · Post by **hollowdweller** » Tue May 28, 2002 1:57 pm

Hey, I like tofu. When tofu is outlawed only outlaws will have tofu. I will give up my tofu when they pry my cold dead fingers from around it.

Here's a great tofu tip. If you are going to fry it, cook it with some home grown garlic and slice it real thin. I think this is where the mikov comes in real handy. The razor edge will make a nice tofu fillet. Also great for skinning deer. (I'm not a vegetarian)

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue May 28, 2002 8:13 pm

Tinyland, no gun control, mandatory carry law for switchblades, No drinking/smoking ages, Marijuna will be completey legal!!
GOD BLESS TINYLAND!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and topless women must roam the streets, only good looking ones. And a big Billboard that says "NO FAT CHICKS" (sorry if I offened anyone about the fat chicks one).

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Tue May 28, 2002 9:54 pm

For amusement, we could have Harleys and Baywatch chicks. Ride any and all of them for a $5.00 admission price. $5.00 will be donated to the Skilled Knife Makers fund (S K M) (less 20% for Tiny keeping the books and supplying the babe's and Harley's).....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:45 pm

Hey, Tiny - Are you going to stock Baywatch chicks? I'd like to order a 5ft 9incher, 125lbs., 36C brunette model. (no scales, please). PayPal OK? How do you ship 'em? Use a lot of bubble wrap - I don't want any bruised ones.

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:51 pm

That last post by "Guest" was me, The Falcon. I forgot to log in.

tiny · Post by **tiny** » Wed May 29, 2002 3:30 am

You think the Mikov's are hard to keep in stock......

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:54 am

My Girlfriend won't complain about Mikovs.
But if I tried to add another blond she might object.
[she's funney about things like that]

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Wed May 29, 2002 1:34 pm

Mr. The Falcon,

I don't care what anyone say's, we need to start a prohibition on Tofu immediately, and set up re-hab for the most serious soy curd junkies. And they are all here, on the sacred Mt. Zoomie, sniffing out tofu deposits like blind pigs sniffing out acorns. Baywatch girls, eh? O.K., I get to supply the hot meat injector!

Best Regards,

Bonz

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Wed May 29, 2002 3:04 pm

Tiny go back in time to when Pamela Anderson was on, make her boobs as big as possible and then you can ship her to me

slappy / psychoticsumo · Wed May 29, 2002 5:50 pm

only problem is ya gotta be careful..... press the nipple and a blade will snap out from between the breasts

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Wed May 29, 2002 7:40 pm

Hmmm I thought the blade couldn't get out there sooooo big it get stuck.

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Thu May 30, 2002 5:01 am

Mr. J-Man Stoner-Dude,

I can think of a thousand other women who are a lot sexier than that disease infested sausage slobberin hound. You'd be better off at a Nevada Brothel.

Best Regards,

Bonz

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