Be strong

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Sat May 17, 2003 12:09 am

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. "Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. "Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sat May 17, 2003 1:13 am

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Sat May 17, 2003 2:06 am

good one mr SD!

hey what's up with the pic of alfred e? - do you wanna be just like bonzo when you grow up?

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Sat May 17, 2003 2:49 am

Bigg I'm just busting Mr Bonzo's stones well because I can. I guess eventually he'll politely ask me to remove it. He has a way with people ya know.

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Sat May 17, 2003 2:52 am

how are the twins these days mr SD?

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:14 am

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Post by **jim d,** » Sat May 17, 2003 3:54 am

SD,

somewhere sometime someone wrote "imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"

Jim

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » Sat May 17, 2003 4:09 am

Good ones stepdaddy, I sure feel sorry for that guy in the first story

Regards
blackjack

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Sat May 17, 2003 4:14 am

Ah Jim I'm just trying to have a little fun with Bonz. He really hated that old tongue avatar I had. When I came across this it was to good to pass up on. I promise I'll behave though.

SD

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Sat May 17, 2003 4:42 am

That story reminds me of review time at work except there you don't get any vaseline to make things easier.

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Sat May 17, 2003 4:11 pm

mrbigg wrote:hey what's up with the pic of alfred e? - do you wanna be just like bonzo when you grow up?

Mr. mrbigg,

I just happen to be flattered that Mr. Stepdaddy wants to be like me. Most everybody I know wants to be me.

As I stand on the pedestal of truth, I swear I will never let my vanity get the best of me.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun May 18, 2003 9:57 am

stepdaddy,

LOL! Those were great jokes.