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the gideons won't give me any more bibles.

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after skool, they were there. crouching outside the skool. giving out little orange books of death. so I took one politely, and informed the nice man I had no intention of conforming. so he suggested I give it to someone weaker who might join the others. so I turned to the other nice man, handed it to him, and said "here, read this." and walked off. a few minutes later, I was assaulted by another nice man. I took his book politely, and remembered that first man's advise. I looked for the largest grouping of people, and figured they'd have the highest probability of concealing a non believer amongst them. so I took careful aim, and as I threw the bible, I yelled "the power of christ compels you" they wouldn't give me another book....
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Is it too much to hope that there was also some sort of projectile regurgitation involved? :shock: :twisted:
It's all here before your eyes / Safety is a big disguise ....
That hides among the other lies / They divide and conquer.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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floater wrote:Is it too much to hope that there was also some sort of projectile regurgitation involved? :shock: :twisted:
all they did was yell "WTF!?!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL THREW THIS?!?!?!"

I thought about pointing to the old man, but I thought that might be going a little far......
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