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Senior Moment

Postby ILikeStilettos » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:44 pm

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, '"by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There was only $25 in your account."

"I know" said the old man, "'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!"

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Re: Senior Moment

Postby sammy the blade » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:27 pm

Wow, I never thought of that. I'll let you now how it goes.
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Re: Senior Moment

Postby john » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:24 pm

Very fun didn’t see that coming!
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Re: Senior Moment

Postby JulesVane » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:00 pm

Good one Dave!
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Re: Senior Moment

Postby tequiza » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Senior Moment

Postby barshoo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:16 pm

I will have to warn my single girlfriends about this... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Senior Moment

Postby natcherly » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:17 pm

That let the cat out of the bag. :evil:

Guess we old codgers will need to develop a new plan of attack... :mrgreen:

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Re: Senior Moment

Postby Viking45 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:44 am

Excellent. Always like when I cannot predict the outcome.

I was leaning towards getting the jewler's hopes up like the gir's then shutting them down. The joke's ending is much better.

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Re: Senior Moment

Postby barshoo » Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:01 am

Viking45 wrote:Excellent. Always like when I cannot predict the outcome.

I was leaning towards getting the jeweler's hopes up like the girl's then shutting them down. The joke's ending is much better.


I like that TOO, Dave! Like I could not predict that you would come visit US band of outlaws today! THANK you for stopping by! I hope that things are getting better for you! Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! :D
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