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I had Mr. Tiny post this on his site awhile back, but since then he had to change servers and all that stuff. It is an honour to have this special blade in my collection, as I find Mr. Vagrant to be a true, well spoken knife enthusiast (and a fine American to boot).
Best Regard's,
Bonz
Uh, I had to use the bar knapkin for background!
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I have a Seigfreid leverlock with that same rare and valuable combination of letters and numbers etched on the blade. I agree with your description of our eminent fellow forumite, and believe that the two of you should collaborate and co-write a book. Perhaps you could solicit literary input from Wally as well.
Perhaps you could solicit literary input from Wally as well.
Input from Wally would truely be the perfect addition to any effort by anyone.
I'm embarassed at all the nice things you guys say about me. I just do the best I can and hope people are satisfied with my efforts.
I have a Seigfreid leverlock with that same rare and valuable combination of letters and numbers etched on the blade. I agree with your description of our eminent fellow forumite, and believe that the two of you should collaborate and co-write a book. Perhaps you could solicit literary input from Wally as well.
Jim
Mr. Jim D,
A co-Vagrant-Bonz novel with intro by Wally? Could be interesting. I'm still working on my latest children's book, 'Advanced Bomb Making For 4 Year Olds'. When I finish, I may have to take a break, as I'm still stuck on page 585. I'll send ya a signed copy complete with Herr Schultz tongue impression when finished.
Be careful what you wish for- it may come true. Whereas there have been times when I felt as though my input would be the perfect addition to her efforts, I have also been advised to withdraw my input post haste. Oh, well, not every palsified iron lung ridden sedated trollop might appreciate my inputting, but, so what?
However, on the literary aspect of adventure, should you choose to collaborate with Mr. Doofus Emeritus, drawing on his amassed wealth of knowledge, the best you can hope for would be a tome the depth and volume of, say, a bumper sticker, and if printed in huge letters with quadruple spacing, perhaps a one page pamphlet.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
P.S. Thanks for your handle suggestion of unobtainium. Is that from the non-penetrable bush, or the cousindad tree?
With my vast knowledge and wit we might get one bumper sticker for each side [if you help]. The best I came up with was "I something my something else".
Hey BONZ,
I'm sending a box of 24 MBs and a 5 gallon bucket of HOT mastic with a glove and instructions for a "do it yourself" groin massage to you. You can send Patnude the one of your choice. And by the way, your Rizutto clones are in the mail, NO SHIT!!
If there's one thing I have learned, there's a lot of things I don't know.
NOW you send the Rizzuto's! I'll be sure to forward them to Mother Superior at the orphanage so she can have the kiddies sacrifice the Christmas chicken at the annual play this year.
Rubber glove? I'll be sure to send it to Thy Nekkedness so he/she can rediscover his/her sexuality.
Hey BONZ,
I just got the box of Rizzutos back. It was a little lighter than I shipped it, about 12 lbs., and it had pictures of Julie Andrews pasted all over it. When I opened it an Elvis CD of "Return To Sender" was playing. FA!!
If there's one thing I have learned, there's a lot of things I don't know.
Hey BONZ,
I just got the box of Rizzutos back. It was a little lighter than I shipped it, about 12 lbs., and it had pictures of Julie Andrews pasted all over it. When I opened it an Elvis CD of "Return To Sender" was playing. FA!!
If there's one thing I have learned, there's a lot of things I don't know.
