Wally's Gift To Bonzo

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:48 pm

I see it now Mr. Bonzo, I hope Spacer doesn't get pissed off

and I'll now have to reload my Avatars up... Arthas make an annocument on the Switchblade forum some people don't bother reading this one I think.

switch67 · Post by **switch67** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:14 pm

Here ya go! I love this knife!!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:51 am

It was worth the wait, .
Our hosts might want to buy the rights to this high-tech marvel.
Will Hollywood want the rights to the inventor's adventures?

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 7:08 am

Greetings, Ol' Pals-

Aw, shucks, it sure is swell of you guys to compliment my artisan handiwork, thanks. I will soon unveil, via giftage to my AK bro', Doofoid, my latest creation, an OTF swinguard leverlock scale release DA hidden button Spitsnatz kriss blade wonder, whence he signs me out for the Amazing Blue Oyster Cult concert and sacrifice in the upcoming year-future something thingie. I can hardly wait to see it myself. Should I use warped euphorium scales, or stick with my favorite medium, the invisible?

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

P.S. I'll get a job tomorrow, ma', really.

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 9:12 am

Go with unobtainium for the scales and blade.

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 5:04 pm

Mr. Corpse,

I would say between Home Depot's large selection of screw it up your self products and the junk drawer in Nurse Kottenzippers desk, you should be able to accomplish said feat. The Amazing BOC in Feb. Cool. I cant wait for that rubber steak dinner you promised me. I wanted to let you know that the swing guard is still resting comfortably in the little wooden presentation coffin you gave me. It's out in Herr Schultz' domicile under his watchfull eye. Nice birdie pointing at the camera in that shot.

Best Regard's,

Bonz