attatch a knife like this:
http://gungfu.com/cart-htm/knives_weste ... ives_1.htm
(the first knives on the page)
to my leg?
i wear shorts all the time, and it would be a pretty convenient place to have a knife. i would want it to wear i could reach up my shorts and grab the handle of the knife.
do they make leg-holsters or anything?
and ideas?
(besides using a string)
how can i...
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natcherly
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Re: how can i...
Let me get this straight. You want to reach UP your shorts and grab the foot long knife that is hanging there and nothing else. And you probably want to withdraw it without damaging any of your extremitiescods wrote:i would want it to wear i could reach up my shorts and grab the handle of the knife.
What happens when you sit down, this knife is not just going to disappear. I suppose you can make the standard "I'm really glad to see you" type remarks, but that can only go so far.
I'm having a real hard time believing any of this.
Mr. Cods,
It's not merely a question of practicality, but propriety. Only mysterious, stunningly attractive women, with sensational legs and affiliations with intelligence agencys and/or professional criminal organizations are allowed to wear such rigs. You would be considered a cross-dresser, in view of the circumstances.
More manly methods of carrying would include a shoulder holster, in a sidecar on your motorbike, protruding from your forehead, or, like most of us, in a handy pocket somewhere. Also, you're less likely to stab your balls.
Just my opinion.
TomR
It's not merely a question of practicality, but propriety. Only mysterious, stunningly attractive women, with sensational legs and affiliations with intelligence agencys and/or professional criminal organizations are allowed to wear such rigs. You would be considered a cross-dresser, in view of the circumstances.
More manly methods of carrying would include a shoulder holster, in a sidecar on your motorbike, protruding from your forehead, or, like most of us, in a handy pocket somewhere. Also, you're less likely to stab your balls.
Just my opinion.
TomR
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tr4252 wrote:Mr. Cods,
It's not merely a question of practicality, but propriety. Only mysterious, stunningly attractive women, with sensational legs and affiliations with intelligence agencys and/or professional criminal organizations are allowed to wear such rigs. You would be considered a cross-dresser, in view of the circumstances.
TomR
.that is the same dress i got my senior pictures taken in.
i usually don't wear dresses, but it was quite the coincidence that you brought up the cross-dressing thing.
(and yes...i'm a dude. although i fill the dress out well...
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natcherly
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Hey cods,
Come on out to San Francisco and be sure to wear that outfit
In certain neighborhoods, you won't ever need to reach up your shorts (others will do that for you), that knife will just get in the way and you won't have to buy another drink as long as you live.
Just browse around the SF Visitors and Convention Website:
http://www.sfvisitor.org/
Come on out to San Francisco and be sure to wear that outfit
In certain neighborhoods, you won't ever need to reach up your shorts (others will do that for you), that knife will just get in the way and you won't have to buy another drink as long as you live.
Just browse around the SF Visitors and Convention Website:
http://www.sfvisitor.org/
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Hey Cods,
How Ya doin? Don't think we met yet. I'll get to that knife thing later but I just got one question after seeing you in that dress. Are you anywhere near Montana? ( hear me PB ) and have you ever had the slightest thought of disembowelment of a human being? You just look so damn familiar in that dress.
How Ya doin? Don't think we met yet. I'll get to that knife thing later but I just got one question after seeing you in that dress. Are you anywhere near Montana? ( hear me PB ) and have you ever had the slightest thought of disembowelment of a human being? You just look so damn familiar in that dress.
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If the idea is to wear this under the shorts, please reference your state laws on concealed weapons. It would surely "print" [be visually detectable]
The authorities are trained to notice such matters, and become filled with great glee when they do 
You will have an "educational experience" if that happens
Next
Not being detered, decide on position and location.
Many camping/outdoor stores have assorted straps and harnesses, for such tasks as lashing things to each other or holding them shut or in position
Purchase a few and then experiment. Finding a balance between securement, comfort, and practicality will be the objective. Straps that have some elasticity and a lack of or minimal amount of buckles,snaps, etc [velcro closure] will probably work best
If the idea is to wear this under the shorts, please reference your state laws on concealed weapons. It would surely "print" [be visually detectable]
The authorities are trained to notice such matters, and become filled with great glee when they do You will have an "educational experience" if that happens Next
Not being detered, decide on position and location.
Many camping/outdoor stores have assorted straps and harnesses, for such tasks as lashing things to each other or holding them shut or in position
Purchase a few and then experiment. Finding a balance between securement, comfort, and practicality will be the objective. Straps that have some elasticity and a lack of or minimal amount of buckles,snaps, etc [velcro closure] will probably work best -
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