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BennytheBlade
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Post by BennytheBlade »

I also like the bullet knives.
Who is the MO-Ron who thinks that a bullet will be allowed on a plane when they wont let a fingernail file?
I noticed they were missing my buckle knife.
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/ ... ckle2.html
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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BennytheBlade wrote:I also like the bullet knives.
Who is the MO-Ron who thinks that a bullet will be allowed on a plane when they wont let a fingernail file?
I noticed they were missing my buckle knife.
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/ ... ckle2.html
I guess the FBI considers bullet knives "double dangerous" or something!
["Don't let him on with a Mortar it might conceal a FORK!!]
They really send out these notices to the security people - no bullets*
[*especially if they have a blade]. I think we're doomed to live our lives under "official" stupidity :!:
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Rapidboy1-

I have owned a few Bowen Belt Buckle knives, great for casual yet armed slack wear. However, the posession of same added a felony concealed weapon charge to my .29 D.U.I. episode in SF, two decades ago, even though I voluntarily surrendered it AS I poured myself outta the car after driving home at 2 m.p.h. through the Haight, and skillfully paralell parked on a steep hill-( I didn't feel drunk until the flashing blues came on...)
Anyways, the weapons charge was thrown out due to my necktie's astute research discovering that the blade length of less than 1 3/4" excluded it from said regulations. I had bought it over the counter at the San Francisco Gun Exchange, and was not pleased at being charged for a crime when I told them SF GEX said it was okay. Nowadays, I believe it's a difficult task to acquire one.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Shiver »

Ah yes, the old felony-in-progress belt buckle knife. Could be a life saver, and should be standard equipment for a money belt. (If you gotta hide your money that bad, you probably should be armed.) Though its bound to be quite embarassing if your pants fall down during a knife fight.
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Wally J. Corpse wrote:a felony concealed weapon charge to my .29 D.U.I. episode in SF,
.33 for my first-
IM STILL NO. 1.
WOOHOO!
oh wait, thats not really something to be proud of is it. :oops:
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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