Mike was a poor Irishman who lived on his small farm, many miles from town. His only companion was his Dog. One day the dog died. Mike went to his local Parish and asked the Priest if he could say a Mass for the dog ? The Priest told him that dogs do not have souls and it would be impossible to say a Mass for him. The Priest could see that Mike was very upset, so he told him "Mike, there's some Baptists down the lane, who knows what those heathens will do? Maybe they could say a Blessing or something".
Mike thanked him and asked "Father do you think $5000 would be a fair offering for a Blessing"??
The Priest said "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph - Mike why didn't you tell me the Dog was a Catholic"? !!!!!!
Happy St. Pats day [a little early] ;]
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