Until you try a Blowgun on small anoying things, you haven't really had a good time.wendigo wrote:I too hate squirrels, but I take a more suttle approach. I troll for them with my Zebco with a peanut on the hook. When they get closer enough I gaff them and pound on them with an aluminum softball bat. The same technique works for pigeons and winos.Claudester wrote:Mr. Vagrant. Thank you o'so much for the info. But I did want the information for use in the park. See I hate squirrels with a passion. In fact its squirrels and pigions that I hate. I got a park by me and all I see these squirrels do all day is either bury thier nuts or eat them and all the damn pigions do is coo and shit.Vagrant wrote:Rather than the park [again unless it's full of commies] wouldn't work be the place to do this???? [Yes I had a bad day also.] In that case you need to make some "shaped charges" [mines are too random]. Using the bottom half of a wine bottle and "loud stuff" equivalent to compostition 4 [if you make your own] should do the trick. This can cut steel supports nicely and gravity will do the rest. Placing a large amount of explosives on the roof is wasteful [but quite dramatic]. Things can take care of themselves with a few supports cut, [why be wasteful?]
I know these will make a lot of holes and won't make the park look any better but thats O.K. to, I also hate the guys that maintain the park cause they get to play cards all day and I can't. Now do you see my reasoning.
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Wendigo you must be the life of the party. Ever thought of a little fist a cuffs with someone more your size? Tell me what does it feel like to bash a small animal with a bat to death ? They say Dahmer and Bundy and Gacey to name a few started life having the kind of fun you enjoy then graduated real quick to bigger things.
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Vagrant wrote:
Until you try a Blowgun on small anoying things, you haven't really had a good time.
Mr. Vagrant,
COOL!
What do you recommend for LARGE annoying things, like, say, obnoxious Canuckians?
Mr. PB,
Feeling a tad grumpy this day, are we? I think the lad was just joking...
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It was a joke dude, a little dark humor. Get over yourself. And I have done amateur boxing and karate. Next time your in NH look me up.Pushbutton wrote:Wendigo you must be the life of the party. Ever thought of a little fist a cuffs with someone more your size? Tell me what does it feel like to bash a small animal with a bat to death ? They say Dahmer and Bundy and Gacey to name a few started life having the kind of fun you enjoy then graduated real quick to bigger things.
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JerrBear wrote:Vagrant wrote:
Until you try a Blowgun on small anoying things, you haven't really had a good time.
Mr. Vagrant,
COOL!
What do you recommend for LARGE annoying things, like, say, obnoxious Canuckians?
An arrogant, superor attitude
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Feeling a tad grumpy this day, are we? I think the lad was just joking...
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Another Granite Stater? Let's find Stagnut and start taking overwendigo wrote:It was a joke dude, a little dark humor. Get over yourself. And I have done amateur boxing and karate. Next time your in NH look me up.Pushbutton wrote:Wendigo you must be the life of the party. Ever thought of a little fist a cuffs with someone more your size? Tell me what does it feel like to bash a small animal with a bat to death ? They say Dahmer and Bundy and Gacey to name a few started life having the kind of fun you enjoy then graduated real quick to bigger things.
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Some things are annoying enough that being defenseless is there only virtue. [My Grandfather never met a porcupine that he didn't kill, their rodent habit of gnawing on things attracted them to his barn, and they did hundreds of dollars worth of damage.] I've known others that had assorted damage/harm done to dwellings or livestock by various lifeforms that needed to be "removed". Raccoons can do terrible damage to domestic chickens, ducks and geese. If you've ever seen a chicken or goose that is still alive [barely] with half it's head eaten away by a 'coon you would no longer veiw them as "cute". I've helped others kill "defenseless" 'coons, squirrels, porcupines, armadillos, and pigeons because all of them were causing some kind of damage. Never gone after winos but if they started damaging my property I wouldn't be happy.Stone Knife wrote:Funny is funny but that whole thing seems to reveal a nasty mean streak for things that can't defend themselves. There but for the grace of God go you into the wino alley, too.The same technique works for pigeons and winos
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