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Postby tequiza » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:27 pm


plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.

His co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and

an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot,

leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese..."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."

"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese. Doesn't matter, you're all alike."

There's a few minutes of silence ...

"I no rike Jews", the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.

"What? That's insane.

Jews didn't sink the Titanic," exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah ... all frucking same."
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers

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Re: Pilots

Postby sammy the blade » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:44 pm

Good one!
Set your goals low and your standards lower and you're gonna have good luck with the girls.

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Re: Pilots

Postby gravknife » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:55 am

Frucking split my sides laughing!
Nice one mate ....hope your well over there.

All the best Pete.


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Re: Pilots

Postby natcherly » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:43 pm

Love it!

Does this make hambergers kosher?

I know, the spelling is wrong but let's not quibble.

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Re: Pilots

Postby Viking45 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:19 pm

That's a darn good one Pete :lol:

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