The directions on the deodorant said, "Remove cap. Push up bottom"
It hurt quite a bit and I walk funny, but when I fart the room smells lovely.
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An shy, elderly American was in London and entered a "chemist's" to get some deodorant.
The cute female clerk asked, "Do you want the ball type?"
He blushed and said, "No, not that, the type for my underarms."
Deodorant
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- ILikeStilettos
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
- whippersnapper
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Re: Deodorant
lol
Re: Deodorant
Our friend Peter...you know,the most dangerous man in the UK. He is a fan of Senior Hu
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Ha ha ! The other version is , ball or aerosol sir ? The 2 Daves , sounds like a double act to me !
Guns for show, knives for a pro!
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