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ILikeStilettos
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Deodorant

Post by ILikeStilettos »

The directions on the deodorant said, "Remove cap. Push up bottom"

It hurt quite a bit and I walk funny, but when I fart the room smells lovely.


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The cute female clerk asked, "Do you want the ball type?"

He blushed and said, "No, not that, the type for my underarms."
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Re: Deodorant

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lol
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Re: Deodorant

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Our friend Peter...you know,the most dangerous man in the UK. 8) He is a fan of Senior Hu
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Re: Deodorant

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Ha ha ! The other version is , ball or aerosol sir ? The 2 Daves , sounds like a double act to me !
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Re: Deodorant

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Would be a BIG MISTAKE to use aerosol on the balls.
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