You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Are you a real pilot
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Are you a real pilot
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Good one Pete !....
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That's just flat-out funny. I needed that one. Thanks' Pete.
Re: Are you a real pilot
Good one but it isn't just Marine pilots.
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Mr. Tequiza,
A little more humour for the unwashed, and unclean...
Best regards,
Bonz
A little more humour for the unwashed, and unclean...
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
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