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- Wally J. Corpse
- Level Zero: True Jerk
- Posts: 1864
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Fornicalia
Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-
Don't forget the option for Damascus handles with acrylic blade; for Bonzoid safety purposes, an 11" overall length with a 1" blade should suffice.
How did you know my foot's name was Bill?
See ya' on the 3rd- How do I find your bunker enclave?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Don't forget the option for Damascus handles with acrylic blade; for Bonzoid safety purposes, an 11" overall length with a 1" blade should suffice.
How did you know my foot's name was Bill?
See ya' on the 3rd- How do I find your bunker enclave?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
- Doofus Emeritus
- King and Tyrant
- Posts: 637
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 8:27 pm
- Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast
Mr. Corpse,
Just follow the unwashed masses which migrate from Santa Cruz up I-80 to Oakland. They stop there to take on wannabe Bob Marley Rasta-Man style hairdoo's, then hit the slime trail right past your pad on up to Mt. Zoomie. The broken down Rainbow buses should litter the interstate all the way north, with scantily clad brainless Lemurian damsels who will eagerly unzip for scrap morsels and any kind of ride(note: pack extra nose plugs). May I suggest you pack the 6 mil super-heavy duty Bungee Condoms in case quanities, complete with Quell inhibitor. Once you hit the Sacred Mt. Zoomie, stick head out window and listen for various gunshots and a band playing B.O.C., you can then find the Doofus Compound with no problem. Coor's is on the main menu.
Best Regards,
Bonzo
Just follow the unwashed masses which migrate from Santa Cruz up I-80 to Oakland. They stop there to take on wannabe Bob Marley Rasta-Man style hairdoo's, then hit the slime trail right past your pad on up to Mt. Zoomie. The broken down Rainbow buses should litter the interstate all the way north, with scantily clad brainless Lemurian damsels who will eagerly unzip for scrap morsels and any kind of ride(note: pack extra nose plugs). May I suggest you pack the 6 mil super-heavy duty Bungee Condoms in case quanities, complete with Quell inhibitor. Once you hit the Sacred Mt. Zoomie, stick head out window and listen for various gunshots and a band playing B.O.C., you can then find the Doofus Compound with no problem. Coor's is on the main menu.
Best Regards,
Bonzo
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
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- Posts: 118
- Joined: Wed May 29, 2002 6:47 pm
- Location: noo yawk. well, i dont really talk like that.
Mr. Corpse,
Sorry for the late reply. I just wanted to say thanks for the acknowledgment and reassurance. I knew it was unlike you to snub. For a dead guy, you've got heart. The mortician must have forgotten to remove it.
Mr. Bonzo,
Again, sorry for the late reply. Anyone who would go to the trouble to make ol' Lefty a lefty is a friend of mine. Who says switchblade wieldin', beer guzzlin' bikers don't care about the wretched. Are you really gonna try your hand at building your own, or even just putting your own scales on? I really admire those guys that do that and I've been toyin' around with the idea myself. I'd love to make my own 'devil handed' stilettos.
Good luck to ya.
Lefty
Sorry for the late reply. I just wanted to say thanks for the acknowledgment and reassurance. I knew it was unlike you to snub. For a dead guy, you've got heart. The mortician must have forgotten to remove it.
Mr. Bonzo,
Again, sorry for the late reply. Anyone who would go to the trouble to make ol' Lefty a lefty is a friend of mine. Who says switchblade wieldin', beer guzzlin' bikers don't care about the wretched. Are you really gonna try your hand at building your own, or even just putting your own scales on? I really admire those guys that do that and I've been toyin' around with the idea myself. I'd love to make my own 'devil handed' stilettos.
Good luck to ya.
Lefty
- Doofus Emeritus
- King and Tyrant
- Posts: 637
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 8:27 pm
- Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast
Mr. Jim D,
Welcome back my friend. Actually, some of the unwashed masses do take the detour at I-280 in San Jose over to Fairyland. While there they sing and cry and do immoral things to each other in the name of Jerry Garcia and Willie Brown. Then they hit the longest bridge in the world to the city of fatherless children for the dreadlock dippity-doo. I would be most happy to send a 30 round 7.62x39 salute in your name as well as Mr. Vagrant. I will also try to get some on the spot pics of the festivities as they transpire through Tinys site, so keep an eye on it. Maybe Wally and I can do a joint post and cast vast amounts of sarcasm and wit at the same time. Ya never know!
Best Regards,
Bonz
Welcome back my friend. Actually, some of the unwashed masses do take the detour at I-280 in San Jose over to Fairyland. While there they sing and cry and do immoral things to each other in the name of Jerry Garcia and Willie Brown. Then they hit the longest bridge in the world to the city of fatherless children for the dreadlock dippity-doo. I would be most happy to send a 30 round 7.62x39 salute in your name as well as Mr. Vagrant. I will also try to get some on the spot pics of the festivities as they transpire through Tinys site, so keep an eye on it. Maybe Wally and I can do a joint post and cast vast amounts of sarcasm and wit at the same time. Ya never know!
Best Regards,
Bonz
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
- The Falcon
- Posts: 2927
- Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 11:21 am
- Location: The Peoples Republic of California
- Doofus Emeritus
- King and Tyrant
- Posts: 637
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 8:27 pm
- Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast
Mr. The Falcon,
Lost in the city of fatherless children? Bummer! You know it's bad when the cops encourage running stop signs and red lights. The only place I ever felt welcomed was the Oakland Collesium during Raider Games, but once outside the gate, you better be fleet of foot. Have fun with those kits.
Best Regards,
Bonz
Lost in the city of fatherless children? Bummer! You know it's bad when the cops encourage running stop signs and red lights. The only place I ever felt welcomed was the Oakland Collesium during Raider Games, but once outside the gate, you better be fleet of foot. Have fun with those kits.
Best Regards,
Bonz
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
- Doofus Emeritus
- King and Tyrant
- Posts: 637
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 8:27 pm
- Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast
Mr. Lefty,
For you, I'd walk through a wall my friend. I can do the scales on a swing, but I'm no Burn or Nemo by any stretch of my brain-gas imagination. I better do a quick tool check first, let's see,
Sledge hammer,
pile driver,
6" drill bits,
Coor's,
cresent wrench,
Airhead's girlscout cookies,
Herr Schultz' dog license,
rubber bands,
yep! I'm almost ready! I have a sacrificial black micarta swing, interested?
Mr. Joint-Man,
I never said anybody was not invited. Have you ever witnessed an American July 4th celebration? The sacred day in history when men of Iron Balls signed thier death warrants! I am but an insignificant turd on the freeway compared to those great and humble men. It is my most Holy day of the entire year. So, I celebrate with a prayer, bullets, Coor's, fireworks and friends. Anyone who loves the USA as much as I do is my friend. My Canadian friends, and even the Brit's, are welcomed with open arms.
Best Regards,
Bonz
For you, I'd walk through a wall my friend. I can do the scales on a swing, but I'm no Burn or Nemo by any stretch of my brain-gas imagination. I better do a quick tool check first, let's see,
Sledge hammer,
pile driver,
6" drill bits,
Coor's,
cresent wrench,
Airhead's girlscout cookies,
Herr Schultz' dog license,
rubber bands,
yep! I'm almost ready! I have a sacrificial black micarta swing, interested?
Mr. Joint-Man,
I never said anybody was not invited. Have you ever witnessed an American July 4th celebration? The sacred day in history when men of Iron Balls signed thier death warrants! I am but an insignificant turd on the freeway compared to those great and humble men. It is my most Holy day of the entire year. So, I celebrate with a prayer, bullets, Coor's, fireworks and friends. Anyone who loves the USA as much as I do is my friend. My Canadian friends, and even the Brit's, are welcomed with open arms.
Best Regards,
Bonz
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
- The Falcon
- Posts: 2927
- Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 11:21 am
- Location: The Peoples Republic of California
- Wally J. Corpse
- Level Zero: True Jerk
- Posts: 1864
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Fornicalia
Greetings, Mr. The Falcon-
Let's give the British some credit- they were the ones that taught us the military strategy of wearing bright red costumes, announcing their arrival with drums, and standing straight up in formation for shootage. Without them, we wouldn't be where are we today.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Let's give the British some credit- they were the ones that taught us the military strategy of wearing bright red costumes, announcing their arrival with drums, and standing straight up in formation for shootage. Without them, we wouldn't be where are we today.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
- The Falcon
- Posts: 2927
- Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 11:21 am
- Location: The Peoples Republic of California
- Doofus Emeritus
- King and Tyrant
- Posts: 637
- Joined: Thu May 23, 2002 8:27 pm
- Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast