Self inflicted injury

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Self inflicted injuries?

Once
0
No votes
More than once
16
62%
Frequently
7
27%
Never
3
12%
 
Total votes: 26

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Pushbutton
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Post by Pushbutton »

How many aces in the deck Ray?
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Post by ray »

Hey PB,
No aces IN the deck, just me dealing. :wink:
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Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Teddy-

A danger to others, you say? Just wait'll I get my own mini-gun with my Joe Camel coupons. I only have to smoke another 3.8 million to qualify.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

P.S. Pssst... Can you send me some U.K. depleted uranium ammo?
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Teddy
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Post by Teddy »

Mr. Wally

I'm surprised your nurse lets you play with knives.........you've got NO chance of being allowed a mini-gun.

What's the deal with the depleted uranium anyway? .....what were you planning? ..... mini-gun+depleted uranium ammo=hole in padded cell wall
and freedom?

Anyway, from what I gather about your condition you'd never LIFT a mini-gun.

Keep taking the medicine :wink:
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Post by ray »

Hey BONZ,
I've applied for a table in Eugene for Ol' Walleye. We can use it to display him and charge $2 a look. Then we'll use the money to corner the market in MB.
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Bonzo
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Post by Bonzo »

Mr. Corpse,

I have a bunch of depleted AA alkaline batteries. Will that work?

Mr. ray,

I was hoping to get Wally to do his infamous sock-puppet show for the throngs in Eugene. This time I'll hopefully get him to change his socks, first.

Best Regard's,

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Post by ray »

Hey BONZ,
He won't use the "One-eyed Purple Warrior" puppet again will he? :x
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