Imitation Horn

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:46 pm

Mr. JeerBeer,

The great Bonzo Imitation-Stag-Horn test is back on track. As of now, I have a super-secretion hiding place for the CHEAPIES. The 9" bayo is fully open

,and the 9" kriss is fully closed

. My best uneducated guess is that they will probably stay that way. The 11" simulated dark horn kriss is in action and holding well

. I am amazed at how these cheap stiletto's have the straightest blade alignment out of most my blades! I promise to keep you updated and I hope your depression is relieved (if not, your Doctor has a free sample pack of 5 Viagra's). Mr. Corpse will be here next week to confirm said test results.

Best Regards From the Sacred Mt. Zoomie,

Bonz

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:34 pm

wtf is the point of this thread? i think i lost track after page 5.

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:38 pm

Why vini, don't you pay attention? It was a question on the possibility of warpage of imitation horn. Seems to me that anyone could remember someone asking if plastic has the same characteristics as a natural knife scale material. Talk about short attention spans ...

Greyblade

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:42 pm

some one seems to be following me around today.

be advised, im well armed and totally out of my mind.

vin

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:54 pm

Mr. Vini,
You may very well be "totally out of your mind," but you obviously (by your own admission) are NOT "well armed!"

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:56 pm

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:00 pm

Mr. Vini,
All of that "fun" is going to make you blind!

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:03 pm

how about i end this thread with a simple:

imitation horn is acrylic and is not subject to warping unless exposed to high heat.

is that sufficient to sign the DNR on this thread?

although i hate to poop parties.

i retract that statement.

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:10 pm

Mr. "WebMaster" Vini,
Who the hell are you to decide when a thread should end? Don't like it? Don't read it!

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:14 pm

man, oh man, you sure are touchy.

need a hug?

vini

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:15 pm

Yowee! Transcontinental hostility over a thread on an internet forum! Now that's the sort of thing that keeps me in knife collecting! Yes siree Bob!

Greyblade

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:18 pm

hugs are hostile? im just trying to make you feel a little warmer and fuzzier.

so, how `bout it big fella?

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:18 pm

Mr. Vini & Mr. Greyblade,
LMFAO !

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:22 pm

Mr. Vini,
Please pay attention!
You just gave MY hug to Mr. Greyblade!

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:24 pm

i dont see whats so funny here. you can have a hug too, theyre free!

but since this is getting creepy, i think i'll just help push this monstrsity to page 8.

vini

btw: no one got hugs. any warm fuzzy feelings anyone got was purely of their own doing. you poor, poor freakish bastards.

vini^2