Imitation Horn

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:18 am

Mr. Falcon,

I always carry my "artificial mammary detectors" with me at ALL times...I wouldn't dream of leaving home without them.......and they have NEVER been wrong!

Best wishes
Teddy

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:24 am

Teddy,

"Feelin' 'em up" is not a very scientific method.

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:34 am

Mr. Falcon,

The technique to which you refer is used as a last resort only. Visual examination is ALL that is normally required .....only if it's a really DIFFICULT decision is a physical examination neccessary.

Best wishes
Teddy

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 8:17 pm

Wally J. Corpse wrote:
a dopey lookin' yaller fish head, complete with big orange ears and a green point on top o' the narrow cranial space.

Mr. Wally,

If I saw a critter such as the one you describe hanging around a bus stop across the street from the dumpster behind K Mart, I think I would have to chuck a can of MB at his head too!

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:42 pm

Mr. Jerrybear,

It would appear that nurse Kottenzipper is denying Mr. Wally access to a PC on a near-permanent basis now ....... perhaps he's too unstable to be released from his restraints.....

Best wishes
Teddy

Teddy · Post by **Teddy** » Sun May 04, 2003 9:07 am

All,

For those of you that haven't been reading through all the old stuff this is an example of vintage Wally J. Corpse with excellent supporting cast.
One of my all time favourites from this very thread.

Wally J. Corpse and the wasps nest

Best wishes
Teddy

Fishtail Picklock · Post by **Fishtail Picklock** » Sun May 04, 2003 12:54 pm

Another great moment in the discussion of fine cutlery!

Fishtail Picklock.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue May 06, 2003 12:32 am

Teddy wrote:Mr. Jerrybear,

It would appear that nurse Kottenzipper is denying Mr. Wally access to a PC on a near-permanent basis now ....... perhaps he's too unstable to be released from his restraints.....

Mr. Teddy,

Do you think Mr. Wally is still recovering from being whacked by that can of MB down at the bus stop?

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:16 am

could he be lost looking for the mothership on mount zoomie?

Post by **jim d,** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:21 am

mr bigg,

Good question, and if so, could he have been captured into slavery by the manly women?

Jim

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:23 am

god forbid

we must make a sacrifice to ensure his safe return!

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:26 am

mrbigg wrote: god forbid

we must make a sacrifice to ensure his safe return!

Are you volunteering?

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:30 am

i was thinking of the joint-man - as a virgin is surely needed

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue May 06, 2003 8:18 pm

mr.bigg, don't make me flame your ass!

mrbigg · Post by **mrbigg** » Tue May 06, 2003 8:33 pm

mr marijuana cigarette man - did you say you are a flamer?

i only called you a virgin!!