This has been asked to many times before..

slappy / psychoticsumo · Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:20 pm

here is where i got the swat from shit they're on sale for 29 bucks
http://www.knifeoutlet.com

i have the black one

well the car door was, lets say a revenge thing

ya dont fuck with psychotic fat guys in wheelchairs

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 7:29 pm

Greetings, Mr. Slappy-

Would you like me to keep an eye out for a prosthetic leg extension for ya'? Some times a swell mannequin leg shows up here in my dumpster behind K-Mart. Would it matter if it was a left or right ?, and you might not have a choice of skin tone or gender, but hey, so what? A free half leg beats a cell in Fresno every time.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 9:07 pm

Slappy, True you don't fuck around with physco's espically wheel chair ones. And as for the SWAT sale, you have to add extra, for my model the 5000B you have to add 5 dollars extra for yours the same.

Wally, Some people are going to think you'll need that leg in the near future

slappy / psychoticsumo · Mon Sep 16, 2002 5:19 am

eh i tried a mannequin leg before... the duct tape kept unsticking and the leg would slide up my ass crack tearing many many ass hairs causing immense pain and rectal bleeding.... so now im hell on whels

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 6:15 am

Geez, Slappy, I was eating a cookie when I read your post and I almost tossed my, well.............well my cookies.

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 2:18 pm

Mr. Slappy,

Have you ever considered shaving? I heard that the hot wax treatment last's longer. Let me know. I'm considering shaving the hair on my back.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 4:53 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the cookie! NOT THE COOKIE!

Oh yea and slappy that must of hurt.

And Mr. Bonzo, you see I'm not even half your age

I don't have to worry about back hair but please give me some tips for when I grow old and grey (and hairy) for starters will that happen?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

slappy / psychoticsumo · Mon Sep 16, 2002 5:50 pm

well shit doofus the duct tape acts like a hotwax treatment just no wax no burn.... its the manly way to remove asshair

oh the blueflame method works too-
1-lie on your back
2-put your legs behind head
3-light zippo
4-fart with all your might being careful not to shoot a shit torpedo across the room....

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:09 pm

True.. A zippo does work for farting most of the time without causing more then 1st degree burns.

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:26 am

Females wearing nylon panties should not try the zippo trick.
[Unless you are ready with a beer to quench the pyrotechnics].

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:29 am

My ex did NOT believe the zippo trick worked until I showed her. Then she called me a pig. [And refused to pay-up on the bet].

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:30 am

It DOES remove excess hair if velocity is to low.

Razor_54 · Post by **Razor_54** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:57 pm

Not usually a big fan of clones, but have just received a couple of clone Boker Speed lock II for 15.00 off BA. These are solid clones with tight lock up and razor sharp blades. These will make great everyday carry knives and don't have to worry about damaging them....

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 11:22 pm

RAZOR NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO AN EMPTY PROMISE!!!!!!! Actually clones are okay sometimes if you need a knife to wreck or use in some sort of violent crime in protecting your knives (wait protecting/self-defence and defence of your proptery isn't a crime in most places, but not in Canada for you non-canadians)

Razor_54 · Post by **Razor_54** » Wed Sep 18, 2002 12:36 am

Didn't mean to dissapoint you J-Man....