Throwing Down of the Gauntlet

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 2:45 pm

Mr. JerrBeer,

I beg to differ, my ol' camel busting rodeo star. I was once picked up by a car load of nymphomaniac female jail escapees high on illicit drugs and taken hostage in the woods for 3 days. It was hell. Thank goodness for pinicillin.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:41 am

Bonz,

What a coincidence! I was once kidnapped by a female gang of sex starved escapees. Luckily, I was able to slip away while they were busy robbing a liquor store on the way to their hideout. Thus, I was spared being violated (repeatedly) and the resulting emotional trauma.

The Falcon

ray · Post by **ray** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:43 am

OK BONZ,
It's a bitch to have yer tool clapped!! What about my suggestion for Ol' Walleye's renaming?? You HAVE played Greek football, haven't you??

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:58 am

Ray,

Are just the quarterbacks naked or is the whole team in the buff?

ray · Post by **ray** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:10 am

Hey Falcon,
Just the guys who have enough hair on their backs to weave a Najavo blanket are allowed to go au natural. My ol' bud Bildo had a Hawkmo shaved in his back with an arrow pointed to his bung. Amazing endurance that boy had!

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:16 am

ray,

I'd like to see a pic of the hairy arrow.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:30 pm

Mr. Bongo,

Them there Jailbirds probably just picked you up for laughs - Too bad they turned ya loose...

Mr. ray,

PLEASE DON'T!

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 3:38 am

Greetings, Mr. Paladin Of The Blade-

I strongly urge you to ditch the 'arthas' nameoid, as it does not carry the weight of distinction that you deserve, now that your back on the Wally ol' pal register. It reeks of the sound that might waft out the aft of granny as she bends over to pick up a bingo chip after coupon night at Taco Bell.

Always there to help ya', I conducted a formal poll amongst my fellow laureates here at the instituion, and the stutter, twitch, and drool drill team came up with these suggestions:

Sir Knife Man
Absolute Bladesman

And, if you wish to impress the Stateside legions, these names have always invoked awe and respect:

Gomer
Goober
Opie
Nixon
Tampax

I, myself, think you should return to Dexter, but should add a powerful pre-name such as 'Poin', for a new and truly unique name of 'PoinDexter'.

How do ya' like it?

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 4:38 am

Sir Walter,

LOL - Your thoughts on the moniker "Arthas" busted me up!

The Falcon

Post by **arthas** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 2:31 pm

Dear Wally,

You always make me laugh somehow.

I wouldn't go with PoinDexter, it's too similiar to some too bluesy artist... yeah, too bluesy.

m.

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 5:34 pm

Mr. Arthur-Dexter-Ego,

Gee, you change names faster than Mrs. Bonzo changes the sheets. I thought I'd suggest a name for the ages, one in which I wished my parents would have given me. It's a name that would be the envy of Wally's droopy eyeball. An all American name that you would be proud of.

PIEWHACKIT

Cute, huh!

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 12:20 am

Greetings, Mr. Ray-

Say, there, you got in a couple of shots on me whilst I wasn't looking, 'eh?
Good for you. I always prefer that the punishee volunteer for his reward. I will have to turn my ever vigilant wooden eye towards you, but only after I've finished with Mr. JerrBear. In the meantime, you may go back to leading your routinely mundane and lackluster existence, secure in the knowledge that none of your neighbor's have discovered your criminal record yet.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

P.S. You're really stuck on this naked hairy guys football thing, huh? Didja' pick that one up at Pelican Bay?

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 4:48 am

Pelican Bay sounds like such a nice place. For those of you who don't live in California, that's where they send the criminals who are too violent to be imprisoned at Folsom or San Quentin.

The Falcon

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 5:10 am

Mr. Falcon I'm not sure where you live in SoCal/NorMex I'm going to guess in San Diago/Tijuna, has nothing changed there in over 200 years (Same as LA I think)? It takes forever to get from one side to the either (expect into Mexico), crime happens everywhere and the natives speak spanish! Am I right or was that just a Jay Leno sterotype?

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 5:18 am

J-man

I live about 20 miles east of Los Angeles and it's about a 2 hour drive south to the Mexican border. Most of Jay Leno's jokes are true. L.A. is a cesspool but I'm in a relatively quiet suburb. I don't go to the city unless I absolutely have to and that's not often.

The Falcon