NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 5:57 pm

Parodys you want parodys? you get parodys! [Treat me Nice]

When I walk thru the door
baby be polite
sit down on my face
and stay there all damn night
don't you ever do me once
do me twice
Treat me nice.

If I'm feelin" sad
just pull down my pants
tell me that you want
the horizontal dance
don't you ever blow me once
blow me twice
treat me nice.

When I say I'm sick
just pull out my prick
tell me that you want
just one little lick
don't you ever screw me once
screw me twice
treat me nice.

never had time to finish but it's a start
[appologies to everyone that ever lived but the other guy started it]

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:11 pm

Mr. Bonzo,

I would like to tell you that your little song is wonderful and praise your song-writing abilities from the highest rooftops!

BUT I JUST CAN'T!!!

(As they say, "Don't give up your day job!").

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:15 pm

Mr. Vagrant,

"The King" is probably spinning like a pinwheel!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:38 pm

"The King" is probably spinning like a pinwheel!

JerrBear,
And laughing his head off?

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:42 pm

Mr. Vagrant,

UNDOUBTEDLY!

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:26 am

Greetings, Fellow Lyricists, and regular Cysts-

I thank you all from the lower bowel for all your swell comments, and inputs.

I had considered Mrs. Partridge as a vocalist, but as this tune would be best aired publicly from a remote offshore pirate satellite feed to avoid reprocussions, I feel it would best be sung by a qualified vocalist. My vote goes to an exhumed Irene Ryan on lead vocals, perhaps supported harmonically by Mrs. Bunker and Mrs, Mertz. Whaddaya think? For a male voice accompanyment, I'd lean towards Larry Storch, and Howard Sprague.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

P.S. Mr. Doofus Emeritus- everytime you mention Wally in your tune, I am due a subdermal royalty. Don't forget it. Time to bring it around town.

tydy · Post by **tydy** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:37 am

I envisioned Ernest T Bass from the Andy griffith show singing this. He was a top notch singer- songwriter in his day! tydy

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:44 am

If you ever heard Leonard Nemoy do "Proud Mary" he's our man for lead vocals.

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 12:55 pm

And have Bishop Desmond Tutu do the rap/hip-hop/Gregorian chant version. Henry Rawlins can do a spoken-word reggae cover. Then an Elvis Costello/Jerry Vale duet at Wally's induction into the Cadaver Hall of Fame.

Greyblade

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:12 pm

Mr. Corpse,

I finally changed my shorts this morning, which gave me great inspiration to nominate Shirley Temple to do the lead and Jim Neighbor to BACK UP The Village People.

Your ROYALTY was expelled in a massive cloud against the chair in which I am now perched. Sorry ol' Pal, I was saving that one for weeks.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:09 pm

No Leonard Nemoy?????
You won't believe it until you hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:10 pm

Mr. Vagrant,

OK, Leonard gets my vote, but he'll have to don his pointy ears and wear a Tutu. Oh, and I just love his bangs.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:07 pm

Shatner also recored few. You do not need an imagination to know what that sounds like. I've heard rumors the two of them did a duet, but I haven't heard it.