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- Wally J. Corpse
- Level Zero: True Jerk
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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-
Laber Day Festival of Fools, you say? Perhaps you'll need an assistant to provide the decay necessary for a proper gun-beer-roofer wiseguy motif, 'eh? I shall begin gnawing at the restraints now.
Happy Birthday, Mr. JerrBear-
For your gift, we gun-beer-roofers chipped in and got you a cancelled postcard stamp from Fresno, and a Safeway coupon for Depends, the roomy re-useable models.
No need to thank us-
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Laber Day Festival of Fools, you say? Perhaps you'll need an assistant to provide the decay necessary for a proper gun-beer-roofer wiseguy motif, 'eh? I shall begin gnawing at the restraints now.
Happy Birthday, Mr. JerrBear-
For your gift, we gun-beer-roofers chipped in and got you a cancelled postcard stamp from Fresno, and a Safeway coupon for Depends, the roomy re-useable models.
No need to thank us-
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
- The Falcon
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- King and Tyrant
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- Doofus Emeritus
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- The Falcon
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- The Falcon
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Mr. JerrBeer,
I will admit I may not be a John Holmes, but remember, It's not the size of the tide, it's the motion of the ocean. I did some investigation of your job record with the railroad. They gave me everything I wanted to know. But the one thing I aquired was your official company photograph. I will publish it here for the first time.
Itsy bitsy! Shame on you!
Best Regard's,
Bonz
I will admit I may not be a John Holmes, but remember, It's not the size of the tide, it's the motion of the ocean. I did some investigation of your job record with the railroad. They gave me everything I wanted to know. But the one thing I aquired was your official company photograph. I will publish it here for the first time.
Itsy bitsy! Shame on you!
Best Regard's,
Bonz
In Search of the Eternal Buzz
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