knife wounds

Bali-Flipper · Post by **Bali-Flipper** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 11:37 pm

I remember the topic being called "knfe wounds" not "guys who are nuts and get shot and tell their stories"

Razor_54 · Post by **Razor_54** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 2:19 am

Yeah....But were all nuts!!!!!!!

So whats your point.

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 8:55 am

WOUNDS you want WOUNDS?
Last night at work I got myself with a Catalana, [three stiches].
Are you satisfied?
Who started this anyway? Damn it I hurt.
I'd love to show which finger.
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln how was the play?

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 2:28 pm

Mr. Vagrant,

Did ya go to the Dentist to get sewn up or did ya get out the fishin line and do it yourself? I'd rather admit I cut myself with a Catalana than on a MB beer tab!

Best Regard's,

Bonz

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 6:51 pm

I did it at work [officially with Swiss Army Knife]. Went to the emergency room on the companies tab. Still not sure how I did a "V" shaped divot.
They had to stretch surrounding flesh to close the wound over the missing
flesh. A lot of tension on it today from it being stretched. I had just sharpened it a minute before so it was "happy" to make a real cut. I thought the Catalana would meke a good Skinning Knife but this is overdoing it.

Post by **jim d,** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:38 pm

Vagrant,

I seem to remember reading somewhere that drinking Sambvca helps deep cuts heal faster, with less pain and scarring.

Jim

Gort · Post by **Gort** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:14 pm

None of my scars are self inflicted.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 11:23 pm

Mr. Bali-Flipper,

Why are you so concerned that everyone stay on topic?
This is the "Switchblade Forum" and all you talk about is balisongs!
You don't have a bunch of other aliases, do you?

Mr. Bonzo,

Cuts from MB pull tabs can be mos' vicious!

slappy / psychoticsumo · Tue Aug 13, 2002 11:51 pm

yea gunshot wounds are cool too DETAILS PLEASE... lol

i was shot at when i was 16, a drive by, all of a sudden pow, pow, pow, *ching...
the round hit the wall next to my head, if i was 2 inches over it would have hit me dead center between my eyebrows...

Blade Runner · Post by **Blade Runner** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 12:08 am

No real knife wounds worth mentioning...yet. The way I'm always sitting around playing with very sharp objects, it's only a matter of time.

Dan-o The Ritalin Kid · Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:25 am

I've cut a fingernail to short once does that count?

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:59 am

And I've been out of Sabvca for several days now. I'm substituting a
with a bottle of rum that was lying around doing nothing.
[a poor substitute but it works]

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 7:01 am

Dan-o,
I've cut a fingernail to short once does that count?

Only if you cut finger with it [ouch].

Dan-o The Ritalin Kid · Sun Aug 18, 2002 1:26 am

How about a nasty paper cut?

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 2:38 am

I work for a place that makes greeting cards, I've seen some NASTY paper cuts!!