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Blade Runner
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Post by Blade Runner »

Yes, it was the AB Forum (older version) that launched my switchblade addiction also. Without it, I wouldn't even know about Blade Auction or PVK, KnifeShop, or Tiny. I would never have heard of Burn, Hermit or Merlin and had the pleasure of viewing their beautiful knives. As for the Italian stilettos, they are far and away the most fun to simply play with, snapping 'em open over and over...my favorite therapeutic fidget toys (I've nearly lost that nervous tic now).
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Post by mr_edge »

Likewise Gentlemen. Cheers to AB/SKM for spawning many lifelong blade addictions.
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Post by Vagrant »

I ain't addicted I can quit whenever I want.
[Someone had to say that].
Roccomo
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Post by Roccomo »

Switchblades were the first thing I searched for when I got internet service at my house. I too can quit any time I want to. 'Course I'll be dead before that happens.
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The Falcon
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Post by The Falcon »

I keep thinking my next knife order is (almost) my last.

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Post by JerrBear »

You people are nothing but a bunch of weak, disgusting switchblade junkies!
Myself, I can quit whenever I want - Which I plan to do as soon as I buy only one (maybe two) more!

Quitting is easy - I've done it dozens of times.
(Someone had to say that!).
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Dan-o The Ritalin Kid
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Post by Dan-o The Ritalin Kid »

Mr. Doofus,
I just hang around the bank and hold up the old ladies after they cash thier social security checks.
I am shocked and horrified! I cannot believe that you would do such a thing!

Do what I do....just wait till the old ladies nod off for a nap and then just raid then ol' handbag.
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Doofus Emeritus
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Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Mr. Dan-O,

I'm trying to set up a Reno bus. That way I could nab all kinds of $ and fix my bike.

Best Regard's,

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JerrBear
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Post by JerrBear »

Mr. Bonzo,

Why would you want to bus Janet Reno anywhere?

Since you are obviously a fan of Mad Magazine here is a poem for you:

Thirty days hath September,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest eat peanut butter,
Except grandma, she drives the Buick.

Mad Magazine (circa 1957).

I have no idea why I remember this! I wish I didn't!
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The Falcon
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Post by The Falcon »

I think Janet Reno should take the bus to Cuba to make sure the commies aren't abusing her little deportee Elian Gonzales.

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ps. In case we're talking about Reno, Nevada - sign me up for the trip.
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Post by Vagrant »

Damnit Janet, someone had to say it.
[Credit to Rocky Horror picture Show].
She would NOT be welcome in Cuba too left-wing for them.
Favorite Janet Reno qoute - "Child abuse just burns me up".
From the "Baby burning bitch of Waco" that is most ironic.
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The Falcon
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Post by The Falcon »

Let's all meet at the Alamo and challenge fmr. atty. General Reno to try and wipe us out. Let's do it in memory of the patron saint of knife lovers - Jim Bowie and his buddy Davey Crockett.

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Post by Vagrant »

The government has made it clear it will kill as many of us as it takes to make their point. Until we are ready and able to return their actions it's best to maintain a low profile [at least avoid outright challenges].
But despite my dislike of hot weather the Alamo is a great site emotionally
to challenge them from. [Tactically it's a death trap]. It would be great for a non-violent [but angry] demonstration.
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The Falcon
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Post by The Falcon »

Okay, Vagrant, I withdraw my challenge but I'm not happy!

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Post by TESSA3 »

Gentlemen.
Don't you think you have
drifted away somewhat from my original topic....?
All good clean fun though.
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