This is pretty cool

Gonzo_Beyondo · Post by **Gonzo_Beyondo** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:16 pm

the warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson based on evidence obviously found there in "Neverland".

Guess he's guilty after all.

Is OJ next?

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:40 pm

Mr. Gonzo,

I hear the jury is really lenient on people who lost only 'One' glove.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:41 pm

jerrbear, Mchael doesn't need any new ideas! a switchblade for a B.J. shit, that's a tough one!

Gonzo_Beyondo · Post by **Gonzo_Beyondo** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:00 pm

Bonzo wrote:Mr. Gonzo,

I hear the jury is really lenient on people who lost only 'One' glove.

lmfao! that's a good one!
apparently the warrant is for breaking laws of lude behavior with a child. That does'nt sound like there's much evidence other than testimony???

There is a bit of secret info....

apparently, we all will know who the 12 year old accuser is.
my guess... either a "star", or the kid from that "interview" show awhile back... but i thought that kid was older than 12.

will be interesting how this all pans out eh'?

sammy da blade · Post by **sammy da blade** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:07 pm

i'm sure it wll be "setteled out of court" just like the last time! money talks, always has always will.

Gonzo_Beyondo · Post by **Gonzo_Beyondo** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:36 pm

No, DA just said in press conference, that because of the last time, the laws have been changed just for that reason. No way out this time.

The warrant is out-
The bail is set at $3 million

and the charge is "molestation" and it is multiple counts.

Jackson is claiming that they are trying to sabotage his album and movie

This is legit, MJ is fucT.

omega · Post by **omega** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:52 pm

Unfortunately, any punishment to MJ is a GIFT!

Stick him in jail - well.....you know
Chemical Castration ....WTF...everything else has been altered.

What's a poor judge to do? Sentence him to 200hrs of Barbara Striesand LP's? He would love that!

Perhaps, a well meaning citizen will fast-track the process and spare the taxpayers the expense.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:35 pm

Bonzo · Post by **Bonzo** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:48 pm

Mr. JerrBeer,

I hope thats a joke.

Mr. Gonzo,

I was just out bouncing around the country side, when Shawn Hannity played MJ's little spiel about how 'Sweet' and 'innocent' it is to allow little boys to sleep with him. Listen, I had to pull over to the side of the road, because I thought I was going to vomit. MJ needs to be shot by a firing squad. I'd love to be the entire firing squad too. By the time I got to the last gun, I just might hit a vital organ.

Best Regard's,

Bonz

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:56 pm

Ya know for a knife forum I would've thought OJ would get a little more respect. What gives

SD

jthm · Post by **jthm** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:32 pm

omega wrote:Unfortunately, any punishment to MJ is a GIFT!

Stick him in jail - well.....you know
Chemical Castration ....WTF...everything else has been altered.

What's a poor judge to do? Sentence him to 200hrs of Barbara Striesand LP's? He would love that!

Perhaps, a well meaning citizen will fast-track the process and spare the taxpayers the expense.

chemical castration? just dip it in gasoline. it'll disolve easy enough.

omega · Post by **omega** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:33 pm

SD:

In reference to OJ, see the final paragraph here:

http://www.omegablades.com/FAQ.htm

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:44 pm

Bonzo wrote:Mr. JerrBeer,

I hope thats a joke.

Well, DUH!

MJ needs to be shot by a firing squad. I'd love to be the entire firing squad too. By the time I got to the last gun, I just might hit a vital organ.
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I believe that at last report all of his vital organs have been removed..

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:24 am

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:42 am

stepdaddy wrote:Ya know for a knife forum I would've thought OJ would get a little more respect. What gives

SD

I must repeat myself since I can't remember which thread I said it on.
I drink grape juice because O.J. KILLS.