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Doofus Emeritus
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Location: Sacred Mt. Zoomie, left coast

Post by Doofus Emeritus »

Mr. Corpse,

For the life of me, I cannot understand how such a little guy like Dr. Yermazaho has the biggest fingers in the world. Every time I go in for the drippydic syndrome, he wants to give me the rectal exam. Gee, thats not where the pain is! I'm thinking of just wearing a daily penicillan patch. Whats doe the new nurse look like?

Best Regard's,

Bonz
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Wally J. Corpse
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Location: Fornicalia

Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

As with all miserable professions, Dr. Yermazaho gleans his humor where he can, often punishing a simple roofer for merely showing up. Oh well... The nurse's name says it all- Nurse Kottenzipper. She's what we'd call an iceberg- 60 % below the waterline, but a set of lips that lead ya' to believe she could suck start a gas weedwhacker.

Watch it, ol' pal! Your spelling has deteriorated exponentially. If you're not careful some DENNIS might give you a spelling demerit.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse
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