take a switchblade to the church social

[missaman]

In a conversation with one of the deacons at chruch it came out i collect switchblades.
It started as "hey sheree tells me you collect knives"
"Yea i collect antique knives"
"Case?"
"No switchblades"
"Why don't you bring one to the church diner saturday night"
"Okay i will"
Now these are small gatherings where one is supposed to meet members of the church who don't know each other. so there is maybe 25 people there...
Now there is a new single blonde member about 35-40 Which is why Jerry invited me this week. Just a guess, as he made us sit next to each other.
Now the fun part.. We are sitting at the table eating dinner and Jerry says
"Hey randy did you bring that switchblade knife like you said you would?"
"Sure" And pulled an 11 inch beltrame ot of my pocket and said "pass it down" So like the hotdog at the ballpark down the line it went. After it got to Jerry he looked at me like a deer in the headlights I said "aren'tcha Gonna open it???" , "Just push the button" "Naw i just wanted to see one" Jerrys wife Ann says "give that thing to me" Hits the button and out she flies...
The next 10 Minutes or so It's passed from person to person all trying to figure out how to close it.
I had a great night
And you thought church people were stuffy
Missaman

[stepdaddy]

Dude you're going to HELL.


SD

[Vagrant]

Dude you're going to HELL.


SD

And enjoying the ride!!!!!

[stepdaddy]

Then again I can't find anything in the scriptures about springknives.

Thou shalt not snap open during mass services. Or rest your thumb on the sabath etc...


So there could be hope yet.


SD

[DISTORTION]

oh hell,shurch-people are cool.
its no suprise they were all interested in your springsteel.

even my daughters girlscout leader expressed interest in
an automatic camp-knife.i told her about HUBERTUS and MIKOV.

[missaman]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors spring steel
Thou shalt not sell thy children to obtain more spring steel
Thou shalt not envy thy neighbors ability to do file work
Thou shalt not buy spring steel from tizzybea
Thou shalt not send money to mtowens
Thou shalt not make fun of the mods..Dam I broke that one.
Thou shalt not purchase everything Mr. Bigg bids on. Dam i broke that one too
Thou shalt not Pass up a good deal on spring steel on ebay
Thou shalt not encourage others to buy spring steel, {there is barely enough to go around}
Thou shalt not miss a day at blade auction

[stepdaddy]

Mr. Miss-A-Man.

They must've been the ten that Moses left behind because they were so heavy.


SD

[Gonzo_Beyondo]

Mr. Missaman,


good jobbie

[McSwitch]

"Now there is a new single blonde member about 35-40 Which is why Jerry invited me this week. Just a guess, as he made us sit next to each other."

Did she run when you whipped it out?

The knife I mean.

(Mike, thinking collecting switchblades might get you crossed off the list with most women)

[Bonzo]

Mr. Missaman,

I gave a 9" Imitation stag to my brother. The pastor at his church was so impressed with it, my brother gave it to him. Well, the pastor and I are old friends, so he's gonna get an 11" Damascus Bayo in dark horn for his upcoming birthday in a few weeks. Complete with a SKM display box of course. See, even men of the cloth know that our hobby is righteous.

I might even throw in a set of brass knuck...., er paperweight, in his surprise package.


Best Regard's,

Bonz

[mikeknifenut]

My pastor has always admired my switchblades.On a missionary trip to Romania he stopped in a knife shop in Budapest,Hungary.He picked me up a Puma "Taskforce" model,which is a tactical folder.When he got back and gave it to me I gave him a Hubertus that he always commented about.We were both very happy.....Mike

[ratstuph]

Mr. Missaman-
So whats up wit da blonde? Is it a match made in heaven?
Inquiring rats want to know!
...stuph

[JerrBear]

Mr. missyman,


With a name like JERRY, your deacon must be one terrific guy!
And handsome too!



Misser Bongo,

My birthday was in August, and since I didn't receive a gift from you, I can only assume you forgot...
Now, don't rush out and buy me something expensive! If you have something laying around the house like, say, a ratty old mammoth Damascus stiletto, you could just send that to me and I would mos' likely forgive you for not remembering.

[missaman]

Mr. Missaman-
So whats up wit da blonde? Is it a match made in heaven?
Inquiring rats want to know!
...stuph

Mr. Stuph,
I Have not had much luck with blondes, the semi ex. is a natural blonde.
The woman at the diner was nice but we did not have much in common.
Although she didn't seem to mind fondling my 11 inch beltrame
For some reason i have a history of dating brunetts with glasses.
Missaman

[mrbigg]

well done mr missaman! i know a guy up here who buys the odd knife off me, and we always meet up right after his "church group" meets, which happens to be in my neighbourhood.....the churchy types aren't as stuffy as most people think, and in fact you could say they are probably up to more "mischief" than most because they think they have an automatic ticket into the "house upstairs"

so was the blonde a hottie or what? did she like your 11"er?