Flimsy and transparent excuse-

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:34 am

Greetings, Keepers of the Watch-

I have a sneaking suspiscion that we are once again being infiltrated by the re-occuring pus filled boil of airblade/vinihat/fakedoris/ now arisen as "wicked clown juggalo". Seems like a flimsy disguise for a smite against the really honorable clown hero, Tiny. Perhaps I am mistaken, so tell me if I'm wrong, but, also explain this- A 15 yr. old says he's been to Sturgis the last 3 years, that would make his first appearance as a 12 yr. old. says he got his first otf there. In following postings, claims everyday usage of a damascus LL. Now then, I hereby put forth the challenge- Are ye' air/hat or not? Careful if you choose to deceive, as your source can be detected by an apt pre-teen computer dweeb. If ye' are found to be one in the same as the previous malignant pissant, I shall implement the heretofore super top secret Wally Grudge Program Plan, in which, it is rumored, (P.S., for those federal agents monitoring my emissions- the following is intended for entertainment purposes only), ye' may be contacted by alumni of a 'company', perimeter secured by ex-nautical flipper slapping laughing spirits, in order to provide you with the "E" ticket of painful retribution rides. How do ya' like it so far?
Prove it to the deadman that you are, in reality, a 15yr.old switchblade owner, perhaps through a verification process monitored by a neutered third party, say- Doofus Emeritus.

Got the wooden eye out for ye-

IF ever,

Your ol' maybe pal,

Wally J. Corpse

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:11 pm

Your still my ol'pal there wally?

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:33 am

Mr. Wally,

Alas, I believe you are correct!
Shortly after "Doris, the transexual" disappeared, up pops the pointy-headed clown. Claims he has been prowling the Forum for TWO years and never before felt the need to post... Methinks I smells a "Pointy, Airheaded Transgender RAT!"

slappy / psychoticsumo · Fri Jul 26, 2002 6:55 pm

"wicked clown juggalo" is the name of fan club members from the insane clown posse a shitty "rap" group where white guys dress like clowns and ack like black folks........ ia 15 yr olds taste no doubt

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 7:19 pm

Mr. Corpse,

Could it be that Air-Vinihat-Doris has graduated from being a junior-bator to a Master-bator?

Best Regard's

Bonz

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 7:21 pm

Airblade is vininthehat I'd never knew, there completey diffrent?

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sun Jul 28, 2002 2:22 am

Mr. J-man,

Airhead and vinithe(pointy)hat are "completely different?"
I don't know what you have been reading, but I suspect you are spending way too much time in an unconscious state - Stop sucking on that hookah!

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Jul 28, 2002 2:39 am

Opps what I meant to ask are airblade and vinithehat the same person?

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sun Jul 28, 2002 4:08 am

Mr. J-man,

Y E P ! ! !

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 11:08 am

Doris and I have been exchanging private messages for several weeks now. I thought I was falling in love. You mean she's not for real? I'm just sick that I'm just another victim of a phony internet romance. We were supposed to meet at Denny's in Reno on New Years Eve. Now what am I going to do?

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 5:02 pm

Mr. Falcon,

Sorry to hear about your broken heart - Maybe you should buy a dog...

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Sun Aug 04, 2002 4:45 am

Good idea Jerr. I'm going to get a pit bull and name it Doris.

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:50 pm

Hell, goto him or her and let the pitbull go, then you can escape to Mexico with your favorite autos, or if you wanna live in a place were you can live come up here I'll be happy to help you sneak the autos thru till the heats off. Oh yeah and you of course, and your cute lit'l pitbull if he doesn't get my dog.

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Sun Aug 04, 2002 9:23 pm

Mr. Falcon,

I think a pit bull would be a mos' excellent and appropriate choice!
However, don't forget to neuter him so he will be an authentic representation of his namesake...

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 3:23 am

HEY! What happened to Wickedclownjigglo he suddenly stop posting a few days after this thread! Vini/Air/Doris/Clown why the hell are you playing these games expect for pointless arugements?!