Imitation Horn

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:26 pm

Aw man. I thought we were going to get a real live, bona fide TSF-style knock-down, drag-out urination contest going here. Vini: hugs? JerrBear: LYFAO? Man, I'm really disappointed in you guys. Shoot ...

Greyblade

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:29 pm

little blood thirsty there, eh? dont let the stunning "kitchen knife of doom" logo fool you. this forum is strictly business and we have no tolerance for off topic threads.

we are very strict about these things. i forbid anyone to read my last 20 or so posts. theyre just not fit "TalkBlade.Info Forum Index -> Switchblade knives" material.

that is all.

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:30 pm

Mr. Vini,
You're "totalally out of your mind" alright! No doubt about it!
Feeling a bit "Skitzo" this day, are we?

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:32 pm

nah, i just have really nothing to do. please stay on topic.

so, i sharpened my knife last evening. i think i did a good job.

vini

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:39 pm

vini,

So you sharpened your knife, huh? Well, I'll bet JerrBear can sharpen a knife better than you. So sharp, in fact, that John Gotti (RIP) could have sliced garlic with it thin enough so that if he looked at a solar eclipse through it, he would get retinal damage. Right Jerr? Huh? Right?

Putting out the fire with gasoline

,
Greyblade

P.S.- I don't really have anything to do right now either.

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:45 pm

umm.

any questions?

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:47 pm

Mr. Vini,
Alas, Mr. Greyblade is right! I can sharpen a knife (Imitation Horn Scales, of course) ten times better than you!
Pardon me for noticing, but I believe YOU are the last one to get this thread off track... Mr. Bonzo graciously gave me information on research he is conducting re warping of Imitation Horn Scales when you came up with your smart-ass "wtf" comment.
PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION!

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:49 pm

Yeah, one question. Can I have sausage and whole wheat toast with that?

A photo of vini at his day job at the diner. Nice pan.

Greyblade

P.S. - What Jerrbear wrote goes double for me!

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:49 pm

Mr. Vini,
That picture "Splains it all, Lucy!"

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:10 pm

Mr. JerrBeer,

The ol' Doofus turns his back for a few seconds to yell at the crew and looky here! A full blown pissing contest starring you and Mr. Vini with Mr. Greyblade as the referee. As a fellow unwilling taxpayer from the state of Fornicalia, I will stand in your shadow and let you keep punching my good friend. It is appearant that Mr. Vini has some high colestrol in his Sicilian blood work, or is that his sperm sample with some sort of high colesterol clotting? Hmmm, off limits to the 'ol Doofus by all means. I commend you my dear friend for fighting the good fight, until whenever it ends.

Mr. Greyblade,

Alas! Instigator extroidinaire! It is always enjoyable to see such great jabbing even though I know you really pulled your punches on this one!

Mr. Vini,

This thread I believe, was started by my good friend and outlaw camel rider, JerrBeer. I am conducting a highly super-secretive experitment, allthough, by your pic, it looks like you are one one doing the excreting! WARNING! Wally is the King of Excretion on this forum.

Gentlemen,
Please carry on!

Best Regards,

Bonz

PS. JerrBeer,

Testing is right on track.

Greyblade · Post by **Greyblade** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:23 pm

Doofus E. - Thanks for weighing in on this exchange. Any help to get/keep this going is appreciated.

vini - Are you going to let the Doof-master General quiet you on this issue by invoking his experimentation? I mean, come on now.

JerrBear - Why did you get the cheap imitation horn in the first place? Couldn't spring for the real McCoy?

Stirring the pot,
Greyblade

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:32 pm

Mr. Greyblade,
I ain't going for that "cheap shot!" Nice try...

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:38 pm

Mr. Bonzo,
Thanks very much for your support and encouragement! I do what I can with what I got.
Keep the research going. I am confident that this most important issue will be resolved once and for all.
Standing by...

vinithehat · Post by **vinithehat** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:51 pm

um, yeah, imitation horn is the suck. for 4 dollars more you coulda gone real, unless youre some sorta animal rights tree hugging freak hippie.

but either way. i just got some tail... i dont have any fight in me anymore.

please no animal tail jokes.

i'll just respond, "it was your mother!"

vini

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:58 pm

Mr. Vini,
"It was your mother." How devilishly clever!
I suspect you were alone out behind the barn! You're gonna go blind I tell ya! Too late to save the brain!