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Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade- If it is indeed your goal to acquire fat girls, you should mimic the successful time proven Bonzo method, to wit: duct tape large gobs of lard to your armpits and groin, hyperventilate, then flap your arms AS you mingle with the rotunders. This will send an alluring l...

Greetings, Legion Of Fan- Rumor hazzit that the reigning matriarch has exited this temporal plane. Newscasts full of the pomp and tradition of lying in state, and the convoy processions of transport. I observed that she was within a casket with the traditional 'coffin' shape, always a crowd pleaser....

Greetings, Mr. whippersnapper- Coons are rather energetic propegators, therefore it would be a somewhat easy business venture to breed them for eventual skinning to continue your hobby AS a furrier. I recommend that you devote some of your yard to this endeavor, and, to win customer basement, ASsume...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade- Sadly, local coons appear to be too clever to be vehicle flattened. I am scouring the back roads in search of the more common road kill, the less salient opossum. This may benefit you twice, re: they have a stylish, more befitting your character flesh toned bald tail,...

Greetings, Mr. jerryk25-

One of my old tv favorites was "Garrison's Gorillas", wherein that clever rascal, 'Cheif', has a large switchblade in a snappy sliding arm concealment unit.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Mr. whippersnapper- There I Was, cheerfully sneaking up on some roofers in mine capacity of compliance inspector, when, imagine my surprise that my boss had provided me with a snappy new toy, a device that contained a brilliant orange spray paint can nozzle downwards, with an extended han...

Greetings, Mr. jerryk25- The roofing use of marking devices is such that any marks be buried under new roof surface, and the keil fulfills the marginal requirement of somewhat weather resistant, highly visible notations. It is also nicely holstered in the keil compartment on my executive tool belt p...

Greetings, Mr. jerryk25-

"Yaller keil" is a term for yellow lumber crayon, which I used to mark the existing substrate for new units' placement guides. Keil comes in a variety of pleasant colors, just like chalk line dust.

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Legion of Fan- Cudos belong to our ol' pal, Mr. Doofus Emeritus, who was able to instruct me on the somewhat convoluted task of inserting photos into posting. I put those cone pictures in by myself! Jethro Tull's "Teacher" rings clear. However, most likely due to a lengthy history of cran...

Greetings, Mr. jerryk25- Indeed an interesting roofscape. Plane of main roof installation is well applied, with consistent exposures and diminishing special coursings. If you will note the conical turret on the right, one can see that the installer had maintained even butt lines of exposure througho...

Greetngs, Mr. sammy the blade- In retrospect to your ongoing saga to adorn your skull's waning follicle crops with some sort of deceased mammal remnants, I have researched the efficiacy and known lifespan of said disguises. the typical lifespan, (prior to noticeable aromatic display), is only an eve...

Greetings, mr. Sammy the blade- Aha! Roadkill, eh? that idea almost practically qualifies ye AS the sage of the lower case. It is an epiphany with merit, though, well done. I haven't availed myself of the unnatural resource of roadkill for quite awhile, not since I created the WJC Custom Fur stole f...

Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade-

Of course you are somewhat authorized to ASsume the position of your preference, however, whatever your choice, it's almost certainly likely to attract/encourage debasement served with wantons in ridiculli….

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Mr. Sammy the blade-

If you wish, eye can have some of the artists here at the home make a nice toupee for you, a few of the guests in the scabies ward are rather hairy and shedding....

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Time has come again! "Hai ! Wakarimmasuyo !"

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse